One grumpy old vampire

[itsalonelylife]

Why do you even want me in your head? I'm not some pretty boy, sparkling, overly sexualized vampire like the rest of your pathetic muses. Honestly, the reputation and image of vampires has definitely gone downhill over the years. We're creatures of the night. The undead. Why on earth would you want us creeping into your bed at night?

Comments

[carriesparasol]

While I agree upon the point that these younger-styled vampires are...less than truthful, it hardly seems fair nor appropriate to judge one's preferences in privacy of their bed.

[oldbutcool]

Seriously? In your - [and then the implication finally processes. ding, ding.] Um. We're talking about a very - very - tiny minority of people, right? The kind of people who actually like...that kind of thing.

Dead things. [no offense.]

omg I loved this book series years back.

[littlesurvivor]

My 'player' laughed at that. But...I'm not sure I would want anybody creeping into my bed.