Kick-Ass 2 Spoilers likely.

[goodcallbabydoll]

[That. Left him with a lot of feelings that he needed. And didn't need. And Damon McCready feels bad and good and bad and sad all at once but all the same.]

...Well.

I'm glad to see she had a better time in high school then I did.

[He cannot, with all of the feelings.]

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[themotherfucker]

Congratulations on your horrifying psychopathic hell child, I guess.

[As if he's any better.]

[goodcallbabydoll]

[One hand up] Don't come crying to me because your daddy tried to run a criminal empire instead of taking care of his kid.

She is a spitfire isn't she. [one small smile]

[themotherfucker]

I'm not crying! And my dad raised me perfectly fine. He just believed you should rely on yourself instead of getting love and appreciation and bullshit.

It makes you tough, okay? And she's fucking crazy, so if spitfire means fucking crazy, then yeah, she's a spitfire.

[goodcallbabydoll]

[deep sigh] son that whole movie was some twisted act of mourning that I cannot even begin to comprehend. He bought your mansion on the back of good, honest, hardworking people. You should have enjoyed it but no. You missed him.

[He just smiles again] She didn't buy a fucking shark.

[themotherfucker]

Good, honest, hardworking people can get fucked if they aren't cool enough to make it to the top. And yeah, I missed him, he's my dad! You don't just move on from your dad getting shot with a fucking bazooka.


Uh, is there anyone who wouldn't buy a fucking shark? I mean, have you even seen Sharknado?

[goodcallbabydoll]

...I actually feel sorry for you.

[He didn't expect that.]

I actually one hundred percent feel sorry for you.

And no.

I was killed. Remember?

[themotherfucker]

Stop feeling sorry for me. I'm the fucking bad guy. [Being sympathetic isn't cool.]

They don't get Sharknado in Hell?

[goodcallbabydoll]

I do. [And it shows] I mean you never had a chance did you.

I'm proud of them. For what they did. taking that bastard out. [he snorts] nah, I'm in the layer with eternal roasting.

[get it. roasting. ha ha ha]

[ruffntumblenut]

Yo.

[Waves to him and once he's looking at her she puts a fist into a flat hand respectfully and bows]

Big fan.

[goodcallbabydoll]

[Wow] well thank you! thank you very much. It's not about the fans but...you are?

[ruffntumblenut]

Ruffnut Thorston of the Hairy Hooligan tribe.

I uh...well I'm partners with your daughter in a few worlds.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[Black Mage has a box.]

It's okay, you shouldn't be so emotional. I'm sure she's growing up great.

Here's a gift.

[goodcallbabydoll]

[long pause] ...what is it? [wary superhero is...wary]

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Oh, nothing special. Just a box full of...

[He pulls off the lid and tosses it forward.]

...BEES!

[balisongbirthday]

That was a 'better time'? God, what the hell did they do to you, put you to the thumbscrews?

[goodcallbabydoll]

[He doesn't see her as a kid anymore. He really can't. She's his daughter, but now, especially seeing how she's grown up...]

Once upon a time child, your father was the class nerd. You didn't get shoved face first into a fucking toilet.

[balisongbirthday]

Bullet dodged, I guess. But every hero's gotta understand pain, so he knows the value of his strength, and how he can protect the little bitches who take his place in the grand scheme of things, right?

[ .... she could have put that better. ]