canon is attack on titan;

[gotate]

Oh my.

My mun tells me that many of you have befriended my son, Eren Jaeger.

Well, thank you. He's just a boy but he has a lot of passion and energy. Please treat him well, he'll make mistakes and might even get himself into trouble but I can't always be there for him. He'll need good friends to help him though his life and I worry more and more he's serious about joining the Military..

[A soft chuckle, the tips of her fingers cover his lip.]

Dear, just look me. Sorry for being so motherly.

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[gotate]

Commanding officer?

Listen, he's very stubborn I understand this, but you can not judge my boy by his worth of mere words. Can you find it in your heart to forgive him? Have a mothers word that Eren means well and though I may not have supported a ten year old's ideas of being a hero he really does care and have a love for what the Military fights for...

[springcleaning]

Lance Corporal Levi, ma'am. Scouting Legion. Eren's under my care as a cadet right now. I get that you want to make up for the shit that comes out of his mouth, but it doesn't keep it from being annoying.

[greatrage]

[HEICCHOOOUUU STOP EMBARRASSING MEEEEEEE]

[springcleaning]

I'm just telling her like it is.

[greatrage]

You're exaggerating!

[springcleaning]

I'm being nice, actually.

Your mum's a nice lady.

[greatrage]

She's... she's a great lady... [wibble]

[springcleaning]

Didn't I just fucking say that, shitstain?

[greatrage]

[GOTTA GO BAWL IN THE BATHROOM BRB]

[springcleaning]

Don't take too long, everyone'll think you died taking a shit.

[greatrage]

[YELLING FROM BATHROOM] WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH POOP.

[deviantlyhates]

[ YELLING FROM ACROSS THE THREADS. ] BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CONSTIPATED!

You know that face he makes? Yeah, that one--?! It's because he can't take a decent dump for the life of him!

[greatrage]

.... IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[deviantlyhates]

[ Takes a bow. ] YOU'RE WELCOME!

[gotate]

Scouting Legion...?

[Color leaving her face, feeling cold but perhaps ever a sweat. What was the best reaction to have to your child being sent to die?]