themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Neutral)
Chris D'Amico // Red Mist // The Motherfucker ([personal profile] themotherfucker) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-17 07:05 pm
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just saw Kick-Ass 2, spoilers likely in comments

Oh, shut up.

[Yeah, that's all he has to say on the subject.]
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ruffntumblenut: (Sort of a pout?)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2013-08-18 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey?

Hey you? Motherfucker right?
ruffntumblenut: (100 volt smile)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2013-08-18 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome.

[Takes a swing at him. She's been dieing to punch this guy since she and Mindy became friends in a game like two years ago]
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Screw You)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Punched in the face. Not like that hasn't happened before. Many times.]

What?!

Fucking hell, is that how you greet people around here?
ruffntumblenut: (Hooligan fist)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2013-08-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nah! Just you.

[Cracks her knuckles menacingly]

You've made some really poor choices you know that?
themotherfucker: (Default)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
And what're you? Some kind of life counselor?
ruffntumblenut: (I'm impressed)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2013-08-18 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft! I'd be really bad at that.

I'm just one of Hit-Girl's biggest fans.
stupei_iori: (Heh... I'm awesome)

[personal profile] stupei_iori 2013-08-18 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a Junpei snickering his ass off.]

And I thought Sentai were silly looking.
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // What?)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah? And what the fuck are you supposed to be? Hat Guy?
stupei_iori: ('Sup?)

[personal profile] stupei_iori 2013-08-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Junpei just shrugs and shoves his hands in his pockets.]

Better than looking like... well... that. I mean seriously, your hair looks ridiculous, dude.
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Neutral)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
What would you know about hair? Isn't that why you've got the fucking hat?
stupei_iori: (Neutral)

[personal profile] stupei_iori 2013-08-18 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be if I had hair like that. Seriously dude, you need a haircut more than I ever needed.

Though, for your information, I have the hat, because I like the hat.
balisongbirthday: ([HG] Sitting Pretty)

[personal profile] balisongbirthday 2013-08-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, suck a bowl of dicks, D'amico. You got what was coming to you.
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Badass)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if it isn't Shit-Girl. [Spoilers: He's actually terrified WHERE IS MOTHER RUSSIA]

I'm still alive and rich so...so there.
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[personal profile] balisongbirthday 2013-08-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but apparently rich doesn't buy you new legs and a dick, does it?

[ Just keep worrying, Chris. ]
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[personal profile] goodcallbabydoll 2013-08-18 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
...You realize your father'd be rolling over in his fucking grave right? If he saw you?

[This is hard]

You should have taken uncle ralph's advice. He has a hell of a lot more street cred then you did.
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Screw You)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Only because I didn't kill Kick-Ass. Yet. But he didn't kill Kick-Ass either.

Uncle Ralph has shut-the-fuck-up cred because he got caught and that's totally lame.
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[personal profile] goodcallbabydoll 2013-08-18 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
...First fucking rule pencil dick. Everybody gets caught. [Even he did.]

[technically]
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Daddy Issues)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody? Literally everybody in the world?

If someone didn't get caught you wouldn't know because no one fucking caught them, right?
goodcallbabydoll: (IT'S CALLED MASCARA OKAY.)

[personal profile] goodcallbabydoll 2013-08-18 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[How are you still functional.]

...What?
themotherfucker: (Red Mist // Pose)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
You said everybody gets caught. But maybe there's some stealth guy out there that no one ever catches. Like Jack the Ripper or some shit.

That'll be me.
goodcallbabydoll: (Gun.)

[personal profile] goodcallbabydoll 2013-08-18 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
so why are you posting pictures, of yourself. On Youtube.

Ralph D'Amico.

Not on youtube. You know they used to say he had the police chief in his fucking pocket?
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themotherfucker: (Red Mist // We're Superheroes)

[personal profile] themotherfucker 2013-08-18 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on youtube so I'll have a huge-ass fanbase that keeps the cops away because they fucking adore me or something.

[FLAWLESS. PLANS.]
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[personal profile] goodcallbabydoll 2013-08-18 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
...Now I know your father's rolling in his grave. Was your mother some kind of ...

[Fuck]

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