I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU - havenrpg-bound

[crownless]

But you can't, 'cause I'm just that fucking irresistible, huh.

And I hope you've at least made your mind up this time. Could you be any more wishy-washy about this game stuff? Jesus. At least I'll actually be able to get some kinda exercise here without getting tossed in the slammer, or anything.

Two requests, though: none of this 'character development' bullshit you seem to get off on, and make damn sure you make me look good this time! I'm sure I know my own personality better'n you, and you're screwing it up, sorry to say. I'm supposed to make a dramatic entrance, and protagonist rules mean you've been making me lose too many fights. Fix that.

[lol okay sure travis.]

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[ishotyouuu]

Says the guy who first made his appearance in this game asking about whether or not there was indoor plumbing. Don't think I haven't forgotten about that dramatic entrance.

[crownless]

It was an honest question!

[ishotyouuu]

I just woulda thought you'd have a few more important things to worry about than where to drop a deuce, Trav. Priorities and all that, you know.

[crownless]

That was me settling in. Getting comfortable in an inescapable hell hole's a reasonable priority, if you ask me. Not that I stuck around long last time.

[ishotyouuu]

Cut and ran as soon as you realized you'd have to hoist water from the well every time you needed to use the facilities, huh? Can't say as I blame you.

I made the mistake of sticking it out this whole time. I'm really hopin' I get a rebate or something.

[crownless]

Hey, I woulda stuck it out!! Blame my mun for being a fucking flake. [IT'S CALLED "GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE", TRAVIS.] She's throwin' me back into the fray now, though, so better late than never.

[and then travis showed up several months late to the game with starbucks.]

"My mun's been getting her jollies from making my life a living hell in a horror game for several months, and all I got was this T-shirt." [Shrug.]

[controlls]

Seems like your player isn't the only one who can't get enough of you. No doubt mine will be on about this for days to come.

[crownless]

That's aaaaaall Travis Touchdown, baby. Don't make your mun hold their excitement in. It ain't natural.