formerly at lastvoyages, go away dick

[batmanschmatman]

You know, there's a pretty simple solution if you're feeling like you miss me. I mean, it's not like you don't have the time or the resources to do a little reviewing.

[Hush you, I'm busy and have a life. 8(]

And it's not like I miss the ship of doom or anything, but I could probably be talked into another extended vacation. If you're up for it. [But, Dick. :|] Bummer that Harvey's there, though. Assuming I do get a vote in this? Maybe don't go with the whole "hey wouldn't it be fun to have Robin on the Barge" idea. I mean, it's not like it would be the first time you did something like that, but seriously. Nothing good is going to come from the two of us stuck together in the first place, let alone if I'm just a kid when it happens.

... Don't give me that look, it's a terrible idea. [:|]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

I think everyone has to get dragged back at least once. It's a rule. I served my time already.

[batmanschmatman]

Hey, it's not like me being gone for good was ever that seriously on the table, anyway.

[ichoosefight]

[ She makes a face. ] Only because you're certifiably insane. They'd have to drag me back by my ankles.

because I can, okay

[terminates]

Congratulations.

[ Going back to the good ship Hellboat? He does not envy you. ]

well I am glad that you do :3

[batmanschmatman]

Seems like I should be saying right back at you.

[Although his he means pretty unironically.]

<3333

[terminates]

[ Shrug! ]

I did my time.

[ And finished it. Go figure. ]

[bodilesswarrior]

...Robin what now? [Oh dear lord no.]

[batmanschmatman]

In my defense, fifteen year old me would be a fantastic warden if it wasn't for all the future baggage he'd be dealing with.

[bodilesswarrior]

Not to mention the, you know, horrific trauma dumped on us every month or so.

[routemistress]

You're missed, sweetheart.

[batmanschmatman]

It seems like you guys are getting along okay without me.

[routemistress]

'Course we are. That's what we do, we're awesome. Doesn't mean we don't miss you.

[bodilesswarrior]

Remember those short shorts I was telling you about?

[routemistress]

I WERE JUST TELLING 'IM.

[batmanschmatman]

That's enough out of you.

[surfaceshine]

You realize that you still have friends here, right? Not just enemies.

[batmanschmatman]

I know.

[surfaceshine]

I'm just saying, you'd have backup, whether you wanted it or not.

welp

[halftheman]

I don't have any baseball this time around, at least.

ho boy

[batmanschmatman]

Didn't seem to slow you down, any.

[bodilesswarrior]

[Barbara's smile is very sweet. This is how you know it's bad news.]

If you touch Robin again I will find a way to make you suffer.

[speedforcing]

In a long list of bad ideas, how high up there is putting little-you on a ship with ol' Two-Face?

[batmanschmatman]

Maybe right behind trying to pitch a sitcom about Bruce and the Joker being roommates?

[bittybat]

[He was told to keep his mouth shut.]

Are you really trying to bargain your way out of this? You could always just tuck your tail, and I could fill in the Robin role for you.

[Look how well that worked out.]

[batmanschmatman]

No offense, kiddo, but the Barge pretty much chews up and spits everyone out. You'd be praying to be back in Gotham during a crime wave sooner than you'd realize.