canon is Like God Says/Kami-sama no Iutoori

[jerksoff]

You know, I only jerked off once during the story! On screen, that is.

~♪ It's fine though... This is really exciting. It gets the brain juices flowing to imagine all the possibilities, but I hope I'm surprised by things that exceed my imagination! Dragons or aliens or something even better.

Don't make me get all pumped up for nothing, now!

Comments

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

...My mun's seen you around. She's tempted.

No idea why. Must be the username.

[jerksoff]

Making people ask for specifics with ambiguous comments is so boring, so just say what's tempting her already.

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

A certain red hotel's open post/meme.

But she's not familiar with you at all. Hence temptation without going forward.

[jerksoff]

Urgh. People like that make me lose my boner.

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

...Did you really need to say that?

*Ignoring that his face is turning pink.*

[jerksoff]

You sound like one of those people too.

[whatever just gonna pick his nose because he's bored]

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

*Eww, gross. Stupid humans... Yup. Not touching that. Mun, don't you dare throw him at this.. this... gross person!*

...Have you no shame? That's disgusting!

[jerksoff]

Your fucking lifeless expression is what's disgusting.

[And how about if he flicks what he just dug out at him?]

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

*He dodges. He's not a fighter for nothing, and his senses are still, well, sensitive due to his recent death in another thread.*

Lifeless?! *Why not just call him dirt while you're at it?*

People who have to throw personal insults to get their point across are no better than barren dirt!

[jerksoff]

Even that anger is... Just empty and dull.

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

Excuse me?!

*Getting up in your face, sir! Well, he's not very tall, either. He jabs a crystalline finger against his chest.*

Take it back!

*Oh Elazul, not back to old habits again....*

[jerksoff]

[N O P E no chance of apology.]

When it's not true.

[In fact, look at him not even dignifying the jab with emotion.]

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

So where the hell do you get your proof from?! Cloud formations?!

*Glaring so hard right now! He'd forgotten how much stupid human behavior pissed him off sometimes.*

[jerksoff]

You're just a nothing who doesn't know it. I can smell you're live stock.

[Yeah he's kinda a total freak.]

You're a total buzz kill.

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

*He's supposed to be better than this. So much better. Elazul grits his teeth and uses his crystallized right arm to punch him in the face with all his might. For someone who has mostly fought all their life just to avoid furthering the near-extinction of his kind, it's... a pretty hard and fast punch.*

[jerksoff]

[Whoosh.

He flips back, spinning and twirling in what may at first look like he's been blasted aside by the punch. Turns out, as he lands on his feet and hands, that actually he was lessening the blow by rolling out the energy in it.

Still, bloody nose, which he wipes with a bored expression.]

Feh... You didn't even want to do that, did you?

[blue_hearted_jumi_knight]

...

*Elazul's face says it clearly enough: yes, he didn't want to, and yet, he did anyway. It was an impulse that part of him didn't want to curb. He does, feel some sense of satisfaction having drawn blood, and he feels a little less angry.*

Don't call me livestock again. Understood, human?