( voice test ; reserved at high_seas )

[undisney]

[It's a shock to her. Wide mouthed and wide eyed before she closes it and narrows her eyes darkly.]

Pirate ship.

[There's a shake of her head, bells faintly being heard for those who know the language. She isn't hppy. Peter won't be happy.]

No.

[Unless...]

Gut them. [And there's a big smile on her face.]

Comments

[hand_eater]

[Oooo, leave some for him, won't you? Especially the hook-handed kind!]

[undisney]

[She giggles until she falls over on him. That's totally acceptable, crocodile.]

[hand_eater]

[Hey, what gives? He doesn't give rides!]

[undisney]

[She pats his head. She knows where Hook is-- or at least she can find him easily enough. It would be a most fun game, to watch the pirate get eaten. And then Peter would be happy.]

[hand_eater]

[Having a general idea of what she's thinking, the crocodile grins and gives Tink a grateful lick.]

[undisney]

[She flies up suddenly into the sky, looking for the familiar pirate sails.]

[hand_eater]

[See anything? Do you see anything? Do you?]

[undisney]

[She's jingling and bouncing, and she points due south. He's there! He's there! Go eat him.

She can watch, right?]

[hand_eater]

[And off he goes, tail wagging and clock ticking. And of course she can watch!]

[undisney]

[The sounds of bells ringing can be heard as she speeds after him, mostly ecstatic at this.]

[to_the_end]

Pirates should be fun.

[undisney]

--to kill.

[There, she fixed it for you.]

[to_the_end]

I see you won't be bored in your new home.

[undisney]

No Peter, no Lost Boys. [No freaking Wendybird either.]

[to_the_end]

They smell anyway.

[undisney]

[Well duh. They're boys. Tink gives her a look, pressing her lips together before tapping Tiger Lily's head.

But then she gets sad again when she thinks about it. She'll still miss them. There are more tinkling bells before she wraps her arms around herself.]

Family.

[to_the_end]

I know, Tink. I know.

But in these places, you are supposed to make new families.

[undisney]

[Pouting.]

I don't want a new family.

[Sudden idea. She points at Tiger Lily. If Tiger Lily comes, maybe Peter will since it won't just be Tink. And Tiger Lily isn't stupid Wendybird and won't give him thimbles.

Win, win.]

[hand_eater]

[To eat!]

[That's his rendition.]

[gunnerbrat]

[ Everyone can understand Tinkerbell in his canon]

You're already starting to sound like a proper pirate, Tink.