voice testing - what am i doing...

[andrewsays]

Huh. So, uh, this is... new.

It's better than being dead and all, but not what I was expecting. And new. Very new.

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[hunting_trip]

Holy crap.

[Color him impressed.]

All of the dead people I expected to see again, man, I gotta say, you weren't on the list.

[andrewsays]

I didn't expect to be... well, alive again, so I guess that makes two of us.

[ Hold on-- ]

Wait... does this make me a zombie?

[hunting_trip]

[Good old Andrew.]

God, I hope not. I don't know- you feeling any brain cravings? Anyone startle the witch?

[andrewsays]

[ That's what he's here for. ]

I don't know about brains but I've definitely got a caving for something. You'd think getting killed would ruin your appetite.

[hunting_trip]

Hey, man, as long as it's not human flesh, you're alright in my book.

[Also, you know, blood, souls, energy, tissue. No ingesting human parts.]

You shoulda stuck around a little longer, man. We could use some comic relief these days.

[upstairsbrain]

Andy?

[Yeah, he definitely was not expecting to see you here.]

Wow, uh... hey. Welcome back.

[andrewsays]

Still not sure what this lady has planned for me, but thanks!

[ Pause. ] ... I think.

I don't know, Sam, this is just weird. Not weird like the weird we are. This is just plain weird.

[upstairsbrain]

I know. Things here make about as much sense as they did back there. It's like they all have your power... they snap their fingers, and we pretty much have to dance to their tune.

[He shakes his head disdainfully.]

[andrewsays]

I think I'll pass on the dancing there. I was fine with my life before all this stuff. My van and my bong-- I don't need a lot and if I'm going to be alive again, I'd rather go back to that.

[upstairsbrain]

Your Mun might listen, you never know. Might even let you go back to all your stuff, if you're lucky.

[i_snip_you_die]

Those who are dead are supposed to stay dead.

Then again -- things are different here.

[andrewsays]

Yeah, I don't know how this all came about and all... I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be dead, but now I'm not.

[i_snip_you_die]

[ Controlled little nasal breath. ] You'll see there are far stranger things in this world -- and in others.

Death by Daeva, right?

[daevacognition]

Get used to it because it gets old fast. [Hi, Andy, long time no see.]

[andrewsays]

Av-- you, you just-- stay there, okay? Stay there with your creepy little demon kids and not make them eat me again. [ Oh hai, Ava. ]

[daevacognition]

[Snort.] Aw, that kind of hurts my feelings. And to think I didn't hold any hard feelings over having to kill you. Did you think no one else would do it if I didn't?

[andrewsays]

All I know is that having demons and their sharp claws digging into my insides doesn't win you any points for personality. [ That's going to take him a little while to get over. ]