yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me

[lolstealing]

Hey mun! Long time no see, eh?

Not only am I happy you decided to pick me up again, cause sittin' around collecting dust just isn't my style, but the place you want to bring me to sounds like a blast. Pirates and of the like....treasure hunting (not stealing, see told I wasn't a thief!), I think a guy could get use to that.

....Just so long as I don't have to be on a ship too much. [Oh Locke...] Wait- [Now he frowns...god damn it mun!]

I'm not sure I'm on board with this anymore.

And another thing, We really need to have a talk about the canon point you're choosing. How about something a little more, I dunno, at the end of the series? Worryin' about my friends like that really isn't fun.

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[1000_needles]

Ge-Ka!

[Cactuar wants you to know that everything is going to be all right.]

[lolstealing]

Hey! Where'd you come from?

[Don't worry Cactuar, it will be!]

[1000_needles]

Ge-ka, Ge-ka.

[So, Cactuar is pretty bad at vocalizing his explanation. So instead, he chooses do explain in interpretive dance. His arms start to cartwheel and...

1000 NEEDLES!!!!!]

Ge-Ka!

[lolstealing]

[Locke is already taking a step back before Cactuar does anything, but it's too late- OH MY GOD, CACTUAR. WHAT R U DOIN]

WOAH!

[He ducks, trying to block his face]

[mask_attachment]

If your mun and my mun are thinking about the same place, it seems like a lot of fun!

*He pauses as his mun giggles a little. Poor Locke, if he gets on that ship... well. Yeah.*

Is there something wrong about it? *Just curiosity.*

[1000_needles]

[Oh no, he must have interpreted the dance wrong. He's trying to hide now!

Cactaur gets sad and nervous. Hopping in place, it expresses itself in the only way it knows how.

BY UNLEASHING 1000 NEEDLES....

...again.]

[lolstealing]

In theory. The treasure hunting is sure going to be fun! But...

[Locke has to consider the question, before nodding]

You could say I don't do too well on ships. [That's not to say he can't get use to it eventually, but he thinks the first week or so is going to be more rocky. Literally]

[lolstealing]

[Locke has to try to block the needles again! He ducks and steps out of the way this time. Not that it helps him much, some of the needles still manage to hit.

Oh if only he had some kind of defense. Instead he holds both his hands out in front of him]

Calm down! If you keep dancing around like that I'm gonna be full of holes soon.

[Cactaur D:]

[mask_attachment]

...Why is that? I've never been on a ship, so I don't know.

Is it strange?

[lolstealing]

I get seasick easily.

[1000_needles]

[Oh no! Oh bother! Now Locke is upset!

Cactuar is embarrassed.

Cactuar shakes with embarrassment and...

UNLEASHES 1000 NEEDLES.]

[esper_child]

A pirate, Locke? Really?

[lolstealing]

I mean if you take out the whole being on ship thing, I think it could be pretty fun. Wouldn't you think, Terra?

[esper_child]

I do suppose the... what was it Avis said... the "robbing and plundering trade" does suit you.

*a wink*

[lolstealing]

Exactly! [No wait a minute....] Treasure hunting.

[lolstealing]

[Locke falls backwards on the ground, then tries to fumble forward to take a swat at Cactuar.

No Locke...this isn't going to help the matter!]

[esper_child]

[She laughs.]

If you say so, Locke.