Looking for any games, may or may take him to any of them.

[kittycatbug]

But mun, I loooooooooooooove games. Can I please go to one them? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease, If you let me, I...uh...will do your chores!

[CatBug, you know you can't do any of my-] Well how about I give you ideas instead? How about...those mean guys in your head, like that metal man and shadow pony, decide to stop being so mean and want to give everyone ice cream?

[...]

...Do you like it?

[...I...love it?]

Yay! I am helping! I am CatBug!

Comments

[shinra_dog]

You are... th' creepiest thing I've ever seen.

An' yet... weirdly cute...

What are you?

[kittycatbug]

[Insult? Compliment? It doesn't really matter, he's still happy to see you whoever you are.]

I am CatBug! What's your name?

[switched_off]

You're oddly enthusiastic for a cat.

......that is, if you're a cat. What on Earth is a CatBug?

[markedviolin]

Well, aren't you the cutest little thing?

[shinra_dog]

Um... Reno.

Damn, this is surreal.

*ignores personal space to study CatBug, pokes at his wings*

[kittycatbug]

[Personal Space, what's that? CatBug just gonna see this like a game and pokes back at your leg.]

Hiya Reno, nice to meet you! I love cereal, especially the kind fruity marshmallows and chocolate!

[kittycatbug]

Thank you lady, you're nice! I am CatBug, what's your name?

[kittycatbug]

I am CatBug! And um...I've never been on Earth, my friends won't let me.

[shinra_dog]

*shakes CatBug off his leg and looks at him incredulously, not seeing the connection*

You... eat cereal? *scratches his chin thoughtfully* Heh... That's th' cereal I like, too -- marshmallows an' sugary crap. Never hear the end of it from my partner, says it's bad for me.

Maybe yer alright, weird li'l monster thing.

[kittycatbug]

Yay, I'm alright!

Do you think there's any cereal around here Reno?

[switched_off]

Never been on----[he pauses, then slowly takes a few breaths. It kind of figures that he'd talk to a talking cat and it'd turn out to be some kind of space goo, life's a jackass like that.]

Excuse me, then. Let me rephrase that. What in the bounds of the known universe is a CatBug and how does being a blue cat with ladybug wings even biologically work? Are your friends also CatBugs?

[shinra_dog]

Pff... *shrugs, disappointed* If there is, I haven't found it. Only thing I seem t' get is trouble.

Hell, if I found marshmallow cereal around here, I'd be suspicious it wasn't a trap. Or a consolation for pain.

[kittycatbug]

[CatBug also seems disappointed at the news.]

Why would it be a trap, cereal is nice.

[kittycatbug]

[...CatBug doesn't understand your questions.]

I am CatBug! And most of my friends are human, but there's also Impossibear, and Jim the spider who I found in the closet, and Plum... annnnnd....

[He's trying to think of everything else he's ever met...EVER.]

[shinra_dog]

That's exactly why it'd be a trap -- because it's nice! Everyone likes cereal, who wouldn't go for that?

An' that's when they get ya -- BAM!

Well... maybe.