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[sassiopath]

What do you mean I can't put Derek up on a dating site?

Oops. Too late.


[Entirely stolen from the socialpath hour on tumblr.]

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[unaccountedfor]

Mentally unsound, potentially murderous individuals aren't really working out well for him. Or me for that matter.

...

Tall hair?

[sassiopath]

Compared to yours it's tall. It seems to be a thing?

And yes, I get that doesn't work for you but he's had three girls and two out of three make for a type. I wasn't searching for you.

You should NOT date humans with moles who talk too much. There. Need more help?

[unaccountedfor]

[She makes a face.]

Don't need the help at all.

I meant his choices aren't really making things great for me either. Death by black sludge wasn't on my list of things to experience.

[sassiopath]

Yeah, he really should have let McCall kill me. Then he'd be alpha already, not a true, and this would never have happened.

Oh wait, you'd still be off wherever doing whatever it was you were doing. Mmmmhmm.

[unaccountedfor]

That wasn't what I meant and you know it.

[She is talking about Jennifer or Julia or whatever her name is. Not the fact that he killed Peter instead of letting Scott do it.

What she is not talking about is what she was doing in South America.]

[sassiopath]

Do I? Now come on. How can I know what you're thinking. You're such a mystery.

As for his little friend... Dead is the only answer. For her, that is.

[unaccountedfor]

On that point we agree.

[Crossing her arms over her chest, she shifts her weight.]

Do you think he'd do it?

[Because Cora hasn't seen Derek in six years. In some ways, Peter knows who Derek's become better than she does.]

[sassiopath]

No.

[No hesitation or doubt there.]

Not in Derek's nature. Not the best for our safety either, but not in his nature, no.

[unaccountedfor]

[Someone needs to, but Cora's not about to suggest either of them do it. She's not certain how Derek would react, even if he saw the necessity of it.]

So instead you're trying to distract him with some other girl.

[In hopes it will take and she won't either die horribly or turn out to be a monstrous person.]

[sassiopath]

I could be going around killing everyone that pisses me off, but the last time I did that everyone got mad.

[He says it in sing song tones, yet there is a streak of seriousness to those words.]

[unaccountedfor]

[Did he always take things like this so flippantly? She hasn't seen him in years, and her memories of him are fuzzy. Had she been too young to notice this side of him?]

So this is progress for you. Got it.

[sassiopath]

Cora, I'm here for my family. I'm doing what I can for them. That includes what I did before you returned. I hadn't meant to lose that much control and do the one thing I did, but the rest, it was for my family.

[unaccountedfor]

[This face? This is the face of subtle disbelief. The face of "You may say that and I may decide to give you the benefit of the doubt, but that doesn't mean I am not keeping an eye on you somewhat.]

Right. Well. I'm not sure Derek is going to appreciate how you're doing this but I hope you don't mind if I stick around to wait for his reaction.

[sassiopath]

[Which puts her in the same place as everyone else that thinks they're doing such a remarkable job of watching over Peter.]

Derek isn't capable of appreciating much of anything. It think it's because his jeans are too tight.

[throwadollar]

I'll take him.

[ Damon, yours is not a serious inquiry. ]

[rozpetac]

Inquiring minds want to know. Take him how?

[throwadollar]

That is the question, isn't it?

[rozpetac]

It's a good question. I also like where, when, and with what.

I'd ask why, but it's a little moot.

[throwadollar]

You know what, if you're really that interested, you should just watch.

[rozpetac]

might be educational that way.

[throwadollar]

Is that what they're calling it these days?

[sassiopath]

Where should I ship him? Also, we have a zero return policy here. Taken as is, thank you.

[throwadollar]

Mystic Falls. I'm sure I'll find something to do with him.

[sassiopath]

I'm sure you will. He has many functions.

[grumpypuppy]

[Peter, meet Derek's fist. It's attracted to your face]

[sassiopath]

Now that was uncalled for! I'm trying to help


Also, OW!

[grumpypuppy]

No, you're not helping.

[no sympathy, Peter. None at all]

[sassiopath]

How am I not helping? You need all the help in finding a girlfriend.

[grumpypuppy]

Don't you think it's a bit too soon? Or you know, more important things to worry about?

[sassiopath]

How can I neglect my nephew?

[grumpypuppy]

Just pretend it was last year? You did a good enough job neglecting me then.

[sassiopath]

Do you really want to have this conversation? The years I lay in a hospice without anyone?

[grumpypuppy]

[you're just getting the look. You killed Laura, Peter. No sympathy.]

[sassiopath]

All alone. No one to bring me back from the edge of madness. Such a shame that someone could have stopped so much by way of being there for his family.

[grumpypuppy]

[he raised an eyebrow at Peter. Derek was just waiting for the violins to start playing in the background]