Canon is Dead Like Me

[reapinghavoc]

Hey. It's George. Yeah, I'm still here. I'm always here. Just waiting to be misanthropic and sarcastic. You never get tired of that.

We're both in a funk. Maybe we should do something about it.

You know you want to.

Comments

1/3

[serving_love]

[What? Who's this?]

2/4 I lied >.>

[serving_love]

[Can it be???? IT IS!!]

3/4

[serving_love]

GEORGE-SWAAAAAA—

4/4

[serving_love]

Er.

...George. I meant.

Shit, it's been awhile since I've seen you around!!

[reapinghavoc]

Wow, Sanji.

You haven't changed a bit.

[serving_love]

Just as fucking fabulous as always.

You're looking lovely, of course~!

[reapinghavoc]

Just as cocky and girl-crazy, I meant.

Oh, whatever.

[serving_love]

Yes, well...yes. Heh.

One day you will swoon over my compliments!!! You little ray of sunshine, you.

[reapinghavoc]

It's good to see you.

I don't swoon. Swooning is not a thing that I do. No swooning.

[serving_love]

You, too. ♥

Tch, well fine. But you're missing out. These shitty arms of mine are excellent for catching any ladies who faint from my pure awesome.

You been alright lately?

[reapinghavoc]

I'll pass.

I've been bored, I guess. More than bored. Depressed is the word.

[serving_love]

Ah. That sucks.

Would comfort food help? Comfort food always helps.

That, or booze.

[reapinghavoc]

You know, I think it would. Both.

Can I come aboard Sunny from...wherever the hell I am right now?

[serving_love]

Eh, sure, why not! I don't know where the hell we are, either—or when, for that matter, because that Usopp you're talking to has a fucking shit-ton more muscles than mine does. Jesus.

[reapinghavoc]

I know. He looks. Really good.

[serving_love]

Yeah, what the hell. And he totally copied my goatee.

[reapinghavoc]

You don't own the goatee, Sanji. And it looks really good on him!

[serving_love]

Damn, you're right. Knew I should've gotten it copyrighted.

[reapinghavoc]

You didn't invent it.

[threeswordstyle]

i'll bite. whatcha got.

[reapinghavoc]

What, are you looking for misanthropic sarcasm?

[threeswordstyle]

sure why not.

you said you were gonna 'do something about it' so i thought this whole thing was part of the 'doing'. or somethin.

[reapinghavoc]

Well yeah, I guess. Talking to people is a start.

How've you been, Zoro? Still spending all day hanging out with weights?

[threeswordstyle]

its the good life, cept when Luffy gets those stupid ass ideas. you know how it is.

you could try lifting, makes me feel better at least.

[reapinghavoc]

I do indeed. Anything particularly exciting lately?

Yeah. I don't think so. But I'm glad it makes you happy, I guess.

1/?

[warriorofthesea]

[...waitaminute, is that..?]

[warriorofthesea]

GEORGE!!

done

[warriorofthesea]

Oi, no funks allowed!

[reapinghavoc]

Usopp.

It's really good to see you.

I'm always in a funk it's not a big deal or anything.

[warriorofthesea]

It's great to see you, too!

That's not true! I DISTINCTLY remember some funk-free times!

So what've you been up to?

...uh. Y'know, besides the usual.

[reapinghavoc]

Well. Maybe one or two. But it wasn't all smooth sailing, by any means.

Yeah, just the usual. Hanging around in someone's headspace.

[warriorofthesea]

...eheh. No pun intended?

Oh, yeah, that. Gets kinda boring, huh? I'm glad we both got out! Now we can have some fun!

[reapinghavoc]

Oh, no. Completely intended.

She's making her boyfriend watch my show, though. So I guess that's why I'm here.

Fun sounds good. Did you have something in mind?

[implicator]

In a funk? A pretty girl like you? That's not right.

[sliiides a little closer]

I bet I can help with that. How about a drink?

[reapinghavoc]

[eyes him suspiciously]

...yeah. Sure. I could use a drink.

idk if you're canon-familiar or not

[designates]

[ staring. lots, and lots, and lots of staring. and him clearing his throat. ]

You... [ cough. ] Um, should do something fun.

i am, and i love you.

[reapinghavoc]

[gives him a look for staring at her. what is your deal, dude?]

Like what?

...so...what's your deal, dude?

[designates]

Like... [ explain how you're alive. maybe not kill people. or rise up from the dead. ] the... uh, memes. I think. They can be fun.

Mine? [ L O L YOU'RE A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER LADY ] It... sorry. I'm not a people-person.

[reapinghavoc]

I don't really think that's the solution. Cat pictures don't really do it for me.

[She would be offended by that insinuation. But she can't read minds so she'll just keep giving him a weird look because he's looking at her like he knows something. And that is very unsettling. It's not the first time it's happened either.]

Clearly. I'm not either but I don't think it's really the same thing. You're not schizophrenic, are you?

[designates]

I meant... never mind. [ way too difficult to explain.

and he is staring, isn't he? it's just, you know, kind of strange. cause last time he saw you, you were an amnesiac serial killer with your skin falling off. actually, extra-crispy. so, this? this is a bit much for Will. he takes a deep breath. ]

No, Georgia, I'm not. [ there's a leap of faith; maybe it's a different person. maybe she just looks very, very, very similar. maybe he just thinks she looks similar. hopefully it's one of the above. ]

[reapinghavoc]

[Oh boy. Something is going on here and it is not good. George has no idea who this guy thinks she is, and thankfully she is not that person but...]

...how do you know my name?

[designates]

[ dear god; it is her. that's pretty much the worst possible turn-out this situation could boast. he takes a deep breath and holds it. ]

You don't remember me, do you. [ it's said on the exhale, like he's almost giving up. ]

[reapinghavoc]

[okay, definitely not good. She backs away a little.]

...I have never seen you before, so no. I don't remember you.