Original Characters.

[inred]

You deliver something incredibly common that you're fucking known for even when you tried to be original and all you think about doing is getting out here and having as much fun with me as you possibly can?

[The unassuming father of two leans back and smiles a very, very nasty smile.]

I think that we're going to get along fine.

[He smirks] You're a fucking idiot. But I like that. It makes it much more...fun.

Comments

[patiens]

Don't make a mess. [ HAHA IT'S A JOKE. Get it. Because you explode like a fatass. Geddit. ]

[inred]

...You going to wait for it to happen? You'll have to wait awhile. [He smiles thinly. This host won't be as stupid. As his last.]

[patiens]

[ Of course she's going to wait. Hello, embodiment of Patience over here. How do you think she deals with Sloth. You'll be a piece of cake compared to his majesty. ]

Planning on taking a little more care, this time around? [ ... Okay, so recently brainscrubbed!Patience isn't quite as fun or witty, but whatever. ]

[inred]

.....I always take care.

[but there's an edge to his voice. He's got it down to a science, taking new hosts but this one has power. He wants to keep it there.]

[equanimity]

I'm gonna vote for 'bad idea'. Just because, you know this just means you're gonna get squashed for funsies. Not that I care.

Actually scratch that. Great idea.

[inred]

[tsk tsk. He shakes his head] Not happening. [not. again. :|]

...You're all so angry lately.

[equanimity]

Angry, really? [ No, she's totally not. ] I mean maybe I was a second ago- but this could be fun, too. Seein' you lot get a taste of your own medicine.

[inred]

...I'm not sure what you're ...referring...to? I mean - you want Pride. You want wrath. You want someone "scary". I'm not scary.

[no he totally is]

[equanimity]

[ Oh she wouldn't be first in line to doubt it-- Maybe tenth. But no, her smile is eeking wider and wider. If just because surely the mundane will have some sort of inkling to torture the poor bastard at some point. It happens to everyone. ]

Pretty sure you're all still full of it. You maybe more than th'others. [ ... ] You are Gluttony, aren't you? Cause I'm not good at the whole- Spot The Difference thing with your kind.

[inred]

[His eyes narrow.] No. I'm envy.

[He presses his lips together] what you were expecting a fat guy?

[temperies]

Oh good. The muse can match the mun.

[inred]

That'd be why I chose her. Or well, why we fit.

Although if she were to host anyone it'd be pride.

[notonbaldmountain]

Idiots do tend to surprise.

But I am sure your kind would have fun no matter the circumstance.

[inred]

[He beams] I will. I shall.

[notonbaldmountain]

Good, good. This world would be boring place without ones like you.

Makes me smile.

[Though why would anyone want a yellow toothed smile from this bitter old man is another issue altogether.]