voice testing i guess ahhhh

[ex_malfunctioning745]

I dunno what the big confusion here is, mun. That's your name, right? Mun? And I thought Ralph sounded funny...

Back to the point! You're sittin' here telling me you don't know what to do with me, right? All at a loss and debating all these weird, kinda scary, and a little twisted things. But how about, oh I dunnoooooo... Racing?

Yeah! Racing! That's a genius idea! Why didn't we think of it sooner? Nice big open track, me and my own cart, you know - all that stuff I was about to be doing before you took me out of Sugar Rush.

I mean, kudos to you for the whole fixing the system and getting a glitch outta their game and all. That takes some talent. But if you're just gonna have me sit around collecting dust up here in this stupid head space thing? I'm out. Sign me up for another game. I need to embrace my destiny behind the smooth wheel of a well built candy car, thanks.

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raving......

[recoding]

Oh, eheh, I dunno! Thith whole thing can be just ath fun ath racing!

_{[ no it can't this whole thing is horrible. IT SUCKS THAT YOU'RE STUCK HERE TOO, HAHAHAHAHAHA. ]}

you are my favorite

[ex_malfunctioning745]

You know, I wanna believe you, I really do, but there's just this eensy, weensy little piece of my code that's telling me you're full of lies.

omg no u

[recoding]

_{[ you know what, vanellope? you need a good, sharp kick in the teeth. or maybe another attempt at hacking your code in half with a sharp-edged candy cane. ]}

Thomday, Vanellope, you'll meet thomeone and your words will drive them away.

<sub>[ hahahahHAAHAHAH he made a funny. drive. drive.

jeez, tough crowd. ]</sub>

after that last flash tag i think i will win this battle

[ex_malfunctioning745]

[ King Candy you are not a nice man. She's just giving him a dead pan stare for a while. And then slow clap. ]

That's a good one. You must fill a comedy club every night with that kind of gold.

idk man you just made me crack up

[recoding]

<sub>[ he really isn't. and to be honest, he loves it. king candy is decidedly unimpressed with vanellope's being unimpressed.

he's very good at puns!! and you make him sad. also incredibly angry but you know that's neither here nor there. ]</sub>

I can't help that you've obviously lost your thenthe of fun.

_{[ wanna regain it in the fungeon? ]}

you're just easy to make laugh

[ex_malfunctioning745]

[ NO. NO THAT'S OKAY. NO FUNGEON FOR HER THANKS. ]

Oh, I have found my sense of fun. I've got a big old tub to spare of it! I'm the most fun of glitches you're going to find around these parts.

i am not i am the finest connoisseur of comedy. also dick jokes.

[recoding]

_{[ YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. ]}

If thith ith what you call fun then you need to glitch yourself a new thenthe of it.

_{[ and glitch him a beer while you're at it ]}