dear_mun | voicetesting forever orz

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canon: gintama

voicetesting forever orz

Mun-san, I am flattered ~~but not surprised~~ that you decided to pick me for a muse, but you're mistaken if you think I have time to be trapped in a game. I have my father's dojo to remaster, and I'll be honest. Anyone who can only reference Dr*g*n B*ll and Bl**ch can't hope to do me justice. Maybe you should try only-good-for-one-gag characters like Sarutobi-san or Hasegawa-san first.

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I'm sure the reason they chose you is because they admire you.

I would prefer if that admiration was from afar and didn't involve kidnapping.

Or if the kidnapping was necessary, then there should at least be a TV here and some Haagen-Dazs. Otherwise it just seems cruel.

You don't need to make those kinds of references, Tae-chan. Leave that to your brother or Gintoki. It's better to distance yourself for when they are inevitably charged for copyright infringement.

But if Shin-chan gets taken to court for such things, maybe knowing more about Ph**n*x Wr*ght would be beneficial.

[Not that she's really worried. The gorilla author probably has a great legal team or Toujou might have dressed up as a lawyer enough at his weird clubs to be decent.]

Besides, I wouldn't be a very good sister if I let my little brother go down that path alone. [Gin-san doesn't count, obviously.]

That isn't the kind of path you need to take with him. You can leave him to the Yorozuya... that's probably where he picked up his habit of making such references, anyway.

That's what worries me. This referencing could be his gateway habit. One day he could come home picking his nose with naturally permed hair and be wearing a China dress. I don't think my father would be able to rest peacefully if that were to happen...

That does sound very serious.

[ Hmm.... how can she possibly set Tae-chan's mind at ease?

...Oh. Hm... ] I've read about situations like this, though. What we need to do is stage an "intervention."

Ah, good idea Kyuu-chan! We've done a few at Snack Smile. It's where you break a bone in their body one by one until they change their ways, right? [... Tae, you must be thinking of an interrogation. Or just plain torture. And could you really do that to your beloved little brother!?] They did seem to be very effective.

Is that what they involve...? I admit, I'm not very familiar with the methods. But if you have experience with them...

Though I thought they were supposed to involve a priest?

I've only had to do a few on our worst customers, thankfully.

[She does pause at the mention of a priest. It is a good question, and when in doubt, she'll just answer it with something completely made up.] I'm sure that not every place has a cabaret girl or a bodyguard to do the intervention, so in some instances a priest could be substituted. How else would they shake down their followers for donations?

So that's how it is. [ Kyuubei nods as it all clicks into place.

Tae-chan is truly wise beyond her years. ]

Shall we stage an intervention for Shinpachi, then?

[S-Sob Kyuubei why do you ever believe her?]

Yes, the next time he makes a reference we should. That way he knows what it is for. If you hold one out of the blue, he might not know which behavior he's being puni- intervened for.

Though would you be all right with it Kyuu-chan? I would hate to impose on you...

Good point. That's how I had to train Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan’s Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi’s Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It? I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Take Care From Here On In Please And Finally The End Bichigu Somaru, too.

And it's not imposing at all. I'm happy to help. [ Though let's be honest. Kyuubei would be happy to help Tae with just about anything. Ever. ]

And look how well Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan’s Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi’s Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It? I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Take Care From Here On In Please And Finally The End Bichigu Somaru turned out! As to be expected of you, Kyuu-chan.

[She knows this, but she tries not to take advantage of it. Too much.] Thank you, Kyuu-chan. I'll be counting on you to make sure that I don't falter if Shin-chan starts to cry. [Though when has that ever really stopped her before?]

Only good... for one gag? ONE GAG?! BE PREPARED, YOU UNHOLY SOW. My mun is well versed in dozens of materials referenced in our manga. I am prepared to give you an honorable death with a Dr*govian King Sword, because I am feeling generous today.

Oh my~ I wasn't aware that anyone would bother with a psycho stalker like you, Sarutobi-san.

And don't you think you're overestimating your abilities? A character who's known more for being an M could only wield an old rusty sword at best.

You know, one could say the same for you! I was in a game with Gin-san, and I've been in several memes, but where have you been? Ah, could it be that your mun only picked you up because everyone else was taken?! HOW SAD!

[Aaaand off she goes with her creepy shrieking laughter.]

[She is going to try valiantly not to sock the other girl in the face because that means Sarutobi-san wins, but no promises here.]

You're wrong, Sarutobi-san. I was my mun's first pick, a feeling I doubt you would know.

And my, that does sound impressive! Though all of those sound like they happened such a long time ago. Could it be that your mun just lets you out when she needs to air out her headspace so it doesn't reek so badly of nattou?

Oh, well, you know, side-characters are good for beginners too. It's just a fact.

Ah Gin-san, you're here too? That would explain why Sarutobi-san was lurking about...

[Wait... What did this good for nothing main character just say to her? Oh no he didn't.

[Have a fist flung at your face for all your trouble.]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SIDE CHARACTER!?

Edited 2013-08-11 17:15 (UTC)

Puh! That doesn't explain a damn thing, oi. It only explains that she's nuts and--

[UM OW he will be holding his face while sitting on the ground over here.]

I TOLD YOU! It's a fact, a fact! Don't fight against fate so much.

[She'll be standing over you, cracking her knuckles. Keep talking Gin-san if you want another~]

Gin-san, you shouldn't be making up unsupported facts like that. It's been known to cause loss of limbs or even death.

Besides, that gorilla author knows if he even thinks about relegating me to side character status, I'll pay him a visit.

Everyone's a baby at first, Otae-san. Give your mun a chance.

[ This post needs more polite person. ]

Also don't believe Gintoki up there. Some side characters are more loved than others.

That is rather kind of you, Kin-san. But even babies know better than to try to run a marathon when they can't even flip themselves over.

[The only reason she's not hitting you like she did him for referring to her as a 'side character' is that he actually pays his tab. Still. ~~Also wasn't the whole point of your arc to state everyone was a main character in Gintama?~~]

I agree, but I promised Shin-chan I wouldn't take those character popularity polls seriously anymore.

Though what have you been doing Kin-san? I would have thought you would still be busy trying to take over this series.

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I wouldn't have it any other way \o/

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yaaay Ayame. : D please forgive the cattiness.

bahahaha I love the cattiness :'D

XD Yesssss. The accurate description of her laugh is A+

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