Mun's making plans.

[divorcee]

I'm starting to think the evil cackling is a bad sign. ...Okay, maybe not "starting" to think it. As long as it gives me something to do, I say fire when ready, mun.

Mostly because holy God, your brain is more boring than listening to Jack talking about his stupid horse.

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[blight_phoenix]

You learn to tune evil cackling out after awhile.

... Ugh, I've been spending too much time with Krieg. Anyways, what's the plan, Axton?

[divorcee]

['sup, sis-bro in arms.]

Yeah, well, when Krieg starts laughing, I stop paying attention. That guy's got a whole battalion's worth of screws loose.

So far? Looks like a tossup between some freaky experiment place about "ooh spooky" shit and some weirdo dream realm. As long as the missus gets to tag along, we're green across the board.

You been doing all right, Maya?

[blight_phoenix]

I'm on the bored side, but I'm in one piece.

The mun and the others are talking about a place called "Haven" for us.

[divorcee]

"Haven"? Something tells me that name's supposed to be ironic. Like Opportunity.

[blight_phoenix]

I get the same impression.

Anyways, it's going to be me, Krieg, and Gaige if everything pans out. I'll let you know how it goes.

[divorcee]

Yeah, I'd appreciate it. And hey! Wreck some shit for me, will ya? I mean. I can break shit out here just as well, but you know. Fourth wall shit.

[blight_phoenix]

I'll put your name on one of my bullets.

Only one, though. After that, you'll need to get your own kills.

[divorcee]

No problem. The little missus'll chew up anybody rock-stupid enough to mess with us.

[Best turret? Best turret.]

[isaymechro]

Ooooh man, I hope you don't regret that.

[divorcee]

Probably will. At least I won't be bored. Nothing worse than standing around doing nothing.

[isaymechro]

Man, I hear ya. I've been collecting dust for waaaaaaay too long. I need some action!

[divorcee]

Exactly! Finally, somebody else who gets it! I mean, R-and-R is great and all, but come on! We're Vault Hunters. We need to hunt Vaults and shoot people.

[beerslingingmilf]

Trust me, sugar, that isn't the most boring thing to come out of Jack's fake lips.

[divorcee]

[Heya, Moxxi.]

I don't even wanna know what qualifies for more boring than being called a piss-for-brains. 'Cause that's right up there.

[beerslingingmilf]

Something about making sure his hair doesn't get messed up. I've never seen a man fuss so much about his appearance.

[supfirehawk]

Sometimes boring is a good thing, kid.

[divorcee]

'Sup. [Oh great, now he's doing it.]

There's boring, and then there's "standing around waiting for something to happen" boring. I mean, I don't even get to have target practice! Kid's got worse aim than a FNG.

[supfirehawk]

[All the cool kids are, Axton.]

You could always teach her. ...Or him. Whichever. Point is, you could find something to do.