Voice testing - potential app to Luceti

[noonelikegrooseton]

WARNING FOR POTENTIAL SKYWARD SWORD SPOILERS.




Heh! You're thinking of sending me to Luceti? What, that's like some kind of sky place?

Yeah, I'll fit right in! I'm Groose, after all, the best of the Skyloftian Knights! My name will go down in history as the one who helped defeat the Imprisoned not once, but twice!

Also there are multiple Zeldas there.

Comments

[harping]

[Have a nice, cheery smile, Groose.]

Oh! So you've met the others, too?

[noonelikegrooseton]

You mean the other Zeldas? Nah I haven't met them. I just... heard they were there.

But uh, you, Zelda, are the most important Zelda to me!

[harping]

[Giggle, giggle.] Same old Groose, huh? Glad to hear it.

[kingofwaste]

[Must... resist... temptation--]

Hey kid, nice hair!

[noonelikegrooseton]

Yeah, ain't it?

[kingofwaste]

What'd you do, stick your head in a lawnmower?

[noonelikegrooseton]

.......

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Hmph! You wouldn't know fashion if it came up and bit you on the butt!

[kingofwaste]

I don't need fashion to be an interestin' character. I have my sharp wit, my rabbitty luck and a keen sense of leadership.

[noonelikegrooseton]

Heh. Well, I'm Groose, so I got all those things, plus fashion! Well, except for the rabbit part...

[kingofwaste]

Groose, huh? And you're comin' to Luceti?

[noonelikegrooseton]

Yeah I might be, if the mun can make up her mind.

[kingofwaste]

Hm... Maybe I'll consider lettin' you be my sidekick.

[Not here]

[blessedbyfarore]

[DEAR GOD IT'S CAWLIN IN RABBIT FORM.]

[noonelikegrooseton]

Yeah, how about no. How about you be my sidekick?

[kingofwaste]

Hey, now. I'm main character material. I don't do sidekick.

[noonelikegrooseton]

You? Main character?

Ahahahahahah! Don't make me laugh, kid.

[kingofwaste]

I'll have the last laugh anyway, pal! I starred in twenty six of my own cartoon shorts, back in the day! I'm a big celebrity.

How many cartoons have you got to your name?

[noonelikegrooseton]

Oh, big frickin' whoop. You got some cartoon shorts, but nobody actually remembers you.

See, people will always remember Groose. I helped save the world!

[kingofwaste]

[Oh, ouch. Ouch. Groose sure knows how to hit where it hurts.]

O-of course people remember me! I'm the hero of Wasteland! I'm the guy who saved everyone from the Shadow Blot!

Besides, my mun says the video game I starred in is gettin' a sequel! That's a pretty big deal.

[blessedbyfarore]

Well, it's not really in the sky or anything, but everyone has wings!

[...Oh hey. This kid... kind of looks a bit like Link.]

...Do you know Zelda too?

[noonelikegrooseton]

[Whoa. It's Link but. Not Link.]

You... You're not Link, are you?

[blessedbyfarore]

Well... I am! But probably a different Link than the one you know. [Peeeeering closely - yeah, he looks Hylian (...actually, he looks sort of Gerudo), but those ears are very slightly different.]

[noonelikegrooseton]

....

[Please wait while Groose attempts to process this.]

What.

WHAT.

THERE'S TWO OF YOU?

[blessedbyfarore]

Well... more than two, actually! [He grins a little sheepishly.] I bet the one you know is my ancestor or descendent.

[noonelikegrooseton]

..........

THERE'S MORE THAN TWO OF YOU?!?!

[He pauses and thinks.]

Oh. Wait so does this Luceti place have a time gate or something?

[blessedbyfarore]

A time gate? [He has to think about that - maybe it's like the Door of Time or something.]

Not really, but it takes people from lots of different times. Even if you remember people, they might still be from different times - I know Sheik in Hyrule, but he's from a few days behind me.

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[Why hello Groose, have a curious Link. And it's the one you know, too!]

You're going to some kind of place in the sky? Is it nice there?

[Well that's not fair :C Link's trapped inside of a Tower dungeon thing!]

[noonelikegrooseton]

Oh. Link! The real Link! Right? Right?

[He shakes Link back and forth and then stops.]

I dunno, it looks kinda nice! Apparently we get wings, but they don't actually do anything. The hell is up with that?

[theherourherocouldbelike]

[His voice was choppy thanks to being shaked.]

Yes I'm the real Link!

[Thank goodness Groose stopped.]

You get wings that don't do anything? Are they just there for looks?