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Even I'm a little scared for your mun.

[Canting her head to the side.] Scared?

Oh, don't be silly! There's nothing to be afraid of- we're gonna have TONS of fun together! -Just so long as she gives me the attention I deserve, of course.

Right what I'm worried about is what you do when you don't get what you feel you deserve.

You're a time bomb with a pretty face.

You think I'm pretty?

That's so sweet! ~~[Yeah sorry that's all she really absorbed from that conversation but cool story bro!]~~

Now what kind of dope could ever forget a lady as pretty as you, huh?

WELL, The kind of dope who ends up seriously regretting it later on, I guess! HahahaHAHAHAHA--

-Know what I mean?

[Oh.]

Uh, yeah. I get you completely. I know I would. ...maybe off topic here but you got killer eyes., honey.

[Said complimentary, meant literally.]

[Luna blinks.] Aww, that's very nice of you to say, cutie~! Thanks so much! [Giving a small smile, as she feels genuinely touched.]

And you've got some pretty nifty hair, there!

Hey, you think?

[He looks up at the hair draping over an eye, then back down.]

Well, a woman that clearly knows about what looks good like you knows best.

[Oh no a pretty lady.]

I for one look forward to seein' ya around, beautiful.

[WINK, WINK.]

~~[NO ROY RUN]~~

Ahhh~ Is that right?

Well well- I'm officially excited to be seen~ ♥

[BUT HOT OLDER WOMAN.]

Maybe I'll show ya around when ya get there. Wouldn't want a pretty lady like you wanderin' the halls by yourself.

~~[BUT MENTALLY UNSTABLE]~~

You mean... you'll take care of me?

[Pfft small price to pay.]

Sure, babe. You'll be in good hands if ya stick with me.

Mmn...

[Her voice drops into a low, even tone.] But I wonder if your hands are as good as you say they are...

Guess you'll find out when ya get here, yeah?

I look forward to ~~stalking you~~ it.

As do I, doll.

[Not the stalking part..!]

Couldn't help but notice your username contains Kung Fu and Wolf.

Color my interest piqued.

Oh really?

Well I'm a pretty big fan of both, myself. For some reason, wolves always seem to take a liking to me! I was raised around them, y'know. As long as you're not too afraid to establish dominance with them, I find wolves to be the cutest!

And kung-fu makes for pretty great exercise! You look like someone who practices pretty regularly yourself.

Well, you've got to have a strong hand with them. But once you gain their loyalty, they tend never to forget you. You were raised around them? That must make for an interesting story.

I do. I'm... relatively accomplished in it. Do you practice any style in particular, then?

That's what I admire most about them, really... -That loyalty, I mean. It can be... a little hard to find that same quality in certain people, you know?

Ah- You're really good, then? Do you compete competitively? I've become quite accomplished in a few martial arts myself...

But I'm mostly known for mastering White Lotus kung-fu. -By those still alive to tell the story, anyway!

HahahaAHAHAAH!

Aye. You've no argument from me, there. There's a lot Wolves could teach Humanity, to be fair.

[Huh. She certainly is... enthusiastic about her training. He really can't fault her for that.~~Yet.~~]

White Lotus? I'll have to admit ignorance on that one. I've not heard of it. My own style borrows heavily from Wing Chun. And I've competed in a few tournaments, though they were less than official. Darkstalker tournaments.

[Unfortunately, saying 'Darkstalker Tournaments' does not produce a cool martial arts sound effect.]

Sounds like you really know what you're talking about! Do you own wolves too? I have 15, myself. And I do love my babies~ ♥

[Luna gives a pleasant smile; waving it off.] Ehh, that's alright. Not many people HAVE heard of it. The tournament I most enjoy fighting in is definitely a little 'off the records', too... [Canting her head to the side.] But I've never heard of Darkstalker tournaments. Sounds nifty!

[Excitedly] Is it any fun? OH- do they pay for incidentals??

15? That's quite the pack you have. No, I don't own any. I've quite a bit of experience with them, though. They tend to consider me... one of the family.

[That and he can kind of turn into a giant one but he's not interested in scaring her off with that bit of info at this time.]

To be honest, they ARE quite fun. Especially with the recurring roster of combatants. It's always good to see how those you've fought before have grown in their abilities.

[He actually offers a little smirk at her question.]

Ah. No. It's a very.... fend for yourself kind of affair. Not much by way of comfort to be found. But an enriching experience all the same. The kind of place where you really have to overcome all your own limitations or... well. You don't last long.

~~[Oh it'd take a lot more than that to scare her off but it's still probably not a good idea to mention that... unless you want her to "establish dominance" with you ;D]~~

Ahh, I see~... So you like getting down to the nitty-gritty, huh? That does sound like a decent challenge.

The Kumite(HII-YAH!) is kind of similar, but a little more 'upscale', I guess. It's a nice little getaway- but as my own abilities grow, the challenges start to get a little less challenging, know what I mean?

We're all taken care of pretty well. [A chuckle] -I mean, until we die, of course!

[Luna grins.] But I'm like; damn, if I'm gonna be ripping out some guys' internal organs with my bare hands all day- I BETTER get a free manicure afterwards, know what I mean?? HahaHAHA~! Am I right, or am I right?? [Luna erupts into another fit of boisterous laughter.]

~~[I get the impression she'd use something a little stronger than a rolled up newspaper or a spritzer bottle!]~~

Nitty-gritty might as well be my middle names. Ah... forgive my terrible manners. My first name is Jon.

Kumite, [HI-YAH!] eh? Again, I'll have to admit ignorance but it DOES sound quite fun. I'm not sure about pulling organs out of folk personally but I've seen some equally unorthodox methods employed in the Darkstalker tournaments.

[He got turned into a Dachshund once. He'd much rather have his liver pulled out, thank you very much.]

I've never been much of one for nail care myself though I can see the benefits of a pedicure after spending the day kicking folk in the ribcage and jaw.

~~[Would he prefer whips and chains~?]~~

Nice to meet you, Jon! [She extends a hand.] I'm Luna.

[She waves it off.] Oh, I definitely don't blame you! Instant-kills like that can get really messy. It can completely ruin your outfit! Most of the time, I prefer a good clean maneuver- like choking, or snapping necks! [She continues, as if her words are entirely normal.]

BUT anyway- Yeah, I'm completely in favor of treating yourself after a long match! If nail-care isn't your thing, then at least indulge in a nice, relaxing massage~! It's beneficial and a real blast!

Things can't just be all work and no play, y'know?

~~[He's not entirely adverse to that kind of thing, though he's more of a belly rubs and rare steak kind of wolf!]~~

[He takes the hand and gives a gentle shake.] Luna, eh? Charmed. You've a lovely name.

[....however, slightly less lovely is the fact that she sounds like some kind of serial killer? He was no stranger to really violent matches, but blimey.]

Er. I've not done a lot of killing in the arena myself. Tend to try and avoid it if I can. Most times I've taken a life it's been in self defense.

[Or because the full moon was out and he kind of went crazy for like eight hours but he'll leave that be for now.]

....I do like the sound of those massages, however. Nothing wrong with a good shoulder rub when you can get one.

[The woman gives his larger hand a firm shake in turn.] Aw, thanks.

[Luna laughs.] OH, silly me- did I forget to mention? The Kumite(WOO-HAH!) is a fight to the death! It's pretty much kill or be killed. Sure, the stakes may be a little high- but that just makes the reward of victory even sweeter, don't you think~?

[Luna kills in self-defense sometimes too! ...Though mostly she kills simply because her friend Nicole says it's a good idea.]

...Well. [Luna gives a flirtatious smile.] If ever you're in need, I'd be glad to offer my services~... I happen to be pretty good with my hands, y'know~ ♥

You did neglect to mention the Kumite (WHA-CHA!) was a fight to the death. However, to have been to such a tournament and come out the other side must mean you're extremely skilled. We ought to have a spar some time. Ah - a friendly spar.

[He wants to keep all his vitals within his torso, ta much. But he does love a good challenge.]

You know, I'll have to take you up on that. Not often I get an offer of that sort and I DO carry a lot of tension. I'd return the favor, of course, though I'll admit to not being terribly skilled. Lack of practice.

[Also the offer of a backrub in return might prevent her pulling out his spinal column through the back of his neck? Please don't make any suggestions of that nature Nicole.]

[A chuckle.] WELL, I don't mean to brag- but I am pretty proud of my accomplishments. Getting to where I am now wasn't easy... -Still, you never know what can happen. Everybody's gotta die sometime, y'know? Let's just hope my time isn't anytime soon, haha!

But yeah- I'd love a friendly sparring match! So we'll just agree on no eye-gouging and a limit of about 5 pints of blood spilled before the match is called!

[Luna smiles.] Lack of practice, hm? Well... it's a good thing you're about to get a new 'training partner'~...

Alright, sounds like a fair set of terms. Ah, I'd like to add one other - no attacks to the groin area.

[Apparently Granddad Freeman isn't the only man scared of the possibility of an 'Exploding Nutsack Technique.']

It is. A chance to sharpen up my Kung Fu and practice my backrub technique? I think I'm on to a winner, here.

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