dear_mun | voice testing new muse!

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So this is what you all call a game? It looks 'hella fun'!

I admit, I've rarely had times for events such as these. So if I make a mistake, you must tell me.

Don't hold back! As a princess, it is my duty to learn from my mistakes! Only then can I improve, and thus the world will improve around me! Let's make the first step forward with confidence!

((OOC: spoilers are A O K!))

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GAHAHAHA! Well spoken! Without confidence, one cannot even work up a good sweat!!

[because that is totally what being RPed is about, Sonia.]

I didn't know the two were related! In that case, I plan on being very sweaty for all that I do!

[... might be derailing there-]

So it seems you too are now aware of the ancient evil that controls our actions...now you spy the truth - that for those unable to open their third eye to the invisible reality of the omnipotent mundane, free will is but an illusion.

But we, the aware...shall we accept this, or shall we bring the battle to their own plane of existence?

((Spoilers are ok to me too!))

Oh, I see no reason to battle the muns. In fact, I look forward to the challenges that they bring me. I encourage -

[uh-oh. guess what she spotted.]

Your cute hamsters are here!

An excellent strategy...let them make the first move in this battle, only to fall at our feet ignorant to their own weakness.

[He'll let the hamsters crawl around to come out and wiggle their noses at her.]

So you sensed them...incredible, your ability to transcend illusion manifests more strongly each day. Or perhaps they reveal themselves to you by choice...it seems they are pleased at your attention to them.

Mr. Tanaka, may I have your permission to pet them?

[~~must... resist... shipping...~~]

[What that would be terrible.]

Hm, hm, hm, I wonder. I will have to determine whether they will consent to be pet, or whether they prefer to render this grim land asunder in blood and hellfire.

[He holds one up to his ear and pauses, and then after a few moments, he'll hold them out in his hands so they can scamper onto her if she reaches for them.]

A fortunate day for humanity indeed...it seems they consent to your request and will bate their fearsome fangs this time. Ho, these creatures would hold back their bloodlust for few.

Very well.

Oh, thank you very much! I promise to be very gentle with them.

[yay~ She reaches over, ever so gently stroking them with her fingers, back and forth. Why did this not happen in the game.]

They're so soft... and their fur is so lovely up close! It's really very obvious you take excellent care of them. Perhaps, when we are able to return, I shall get a pet of my own!

Ah...thank you.

What type of pet would you have?

Hmmm... that is difficult to say. There are so many cute pets out there.

Oh, wait! Mr. Tanaka, since you're a Super High School Level Animal Breeder, you can determine what sort of animal suits me best! Would you be so kind?

A difficult question indeed. Though you are a novice, you possess a manner most skilled with the Dark Gods...their kind may have difficulty growing accustomed to touch, so your mastery demonstrates that there should be no limits to the type of beasts you would be capable of commanding.

...Perhaps a cat would suit you well. Their affection may be difficult to win, but can become most loyal and receptive to petting.

I love kitties! That's hella tight! What a great suggestion. Then it's settled. Once we're back, I'll look into getting a cat, and she or he shall be properly pampered for the rest of its natural life!

... Oooh, maybe I can get a black on with yellow eyes! Like the ones that witches use as their familiar, and bring bad luck to others! I absolutely adore their sense of mysticism and horror!

[... sonia what the hell-]

[Yeah he totally thinks she's weird right now...haha no just kidding this is the most normal conversation.]

An excellent choice. Perhaps I will have a litter available when we return...I will select the beast most destined to bring about misery and misfortune. Your kitten will be a gnawing horror feasting on the entrails of this doomed dimension.

You would really do that for me? That's so sweet of you, Mr. Tanaka!

[stop being an otp stoppit]

You will be sufficiently rewarded for your efforts! Name it and it shall be yours! My country's economy is flourishing so money is of no issue. Why, I'd even give you my entire collection of ~*~Magical Girl Honey Honey R~*~ DVDs!

You're wise to suggest my price is high...indeed, those who wish to possess the offspring of my efforts must be prepared to pay dearly.

However...to know that they would be well cared for...it becomes unnecessary to receive more than that...

You really don't want anything?

... Hm. Very well. But if you ever change your mind, you can always tell me. Why, we are linked by the... 'bonds of darkness', as you would say!

I don't need or want for anything this false world can provide.

But I will consider your words a contract. If I come to require something of you, you will be bound by its terms.

Then it's a promise! Thus we shall perform the ancient Japanese ritual for making a promise... where we link our fingers!

[And then she holds out her... middle finger. oops.]

[Hahaha kill me now.]

Th...that will not be necessary. Your word is sufficient, forged as they are in grave significance.

But physical bonds are some of the strongest of all! Mr. Nidai made that very clear!

[sonia stop waving your middle finger in his face.]

That man...understands little of dark magic and its use in forming unbreakable oaths.

Additionally, you see, as I am a creature born of darkness and hellfire with foul poisons flowing through my veins in lieu of warmth, mortals are unable to touch me without succumbing to slow and painful death. Therefore I am incapable of performing this ritual.

Oh... I didn't realize. I am so very sorry, I didn't mean to cause any offense.

[She bows her head... and pet the hamsters. petpetpetpet.]

Then I suppose our words will have to suffice. A promise is a promise, and I have never broken a promise! I don't intend to this time.

You...could not have known. There are few I trust to know the truth of my corporeal form...

[Awkwardly watches. SHSL Smooth over here.]

Then I am truly honored to have gained such trust.

[She mulls something over, and then giggles at the hamsters.]

Do you think your master would allow me to call him my friend?

A...argh...

[Getting extremely flustered.]

They...they do not tell falsehoods, so...

[just call yourself SHSL Kawaii and be done with it]

Then it's agreed! And since Mr. Tanaka cannot link fingers or shake hands, we will have to make do. Think of yourselves as his ambassadors!

[And so she shakes the paws of the hamsters.]

[No it's too cute he can't handle it.]

V...very well. With the aid of my servants such a pact is formed. Should you betray that oath, they will not forget this, but as such you no longer have my permission to do so.

That's 'major dope'! You've got a deal.

[But easily enough she's forgetting what they were even talking about because HAMSTERS. She's cooing and petting and even giving them little nuzzles.]

Who's a good boy, you are, yes you are...

A mistake, Sonia onee-chan? Heh, should I start from the beginning of the alphabet or in order of severity of your mistakes?

(spoilers are fine with me!)

Severity, if you please! Since my home language is different than yours, I would prefer whatever would be easier for you.

[being a smartass or genuinely naive? try and guess.]

...I don't think you have to worry too much, Sonia-chan. At least, I think your confidence will do fine. You're that sort of character.

How kind of you. Still, I must admit, I am slightly worried...

I've heard about some very strange games out there. Is it common for there to be games about cuddling for survival, or growing wings, or coloring a world with your emotions? Since you are the gaming expert here...

Those are all common themes, to different degrees.

...

Except...cuddling for survival...

But growing wings is very common. Oftentimes it happens because the character is half-angel...or half-dragon...and there are a few games where things go monochrome until the characters can fill a world with their feelings of hope and heroism...

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voice testing new muse!

hello, I am also voice testing and ok with spoilers

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