happy international cat day!

[cruelest]

...

So what? Five minutes ago, you didn't even know that something like this existed.

Sure, I knew. But, if you're expecting me to celebrate it, then you're even more ignorant than I thought. It's about as pointless as Groundhog Day.

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[stalemates]

Are you scared of your shadow...? Come on, I'm celebrating it, so I need you!

[second_star]

Come on Bern, don't be such a sourpuss. [ Said with the biggest grin on his face. ]

[accelerando]

There's an international cat day!?

[cruelest]

[ is she? that would depend on what the shadow was. Ah, but Lambda always knew her too well. ]

Me, specifically? I'll pass. Just pick up any stray wandering around alone if you're really desperate for a party.

[stalemates]

Hmm, any stray...? Okay~

[She looks around for show before 'spotting' Bern and beaming.]

Oh, hey, come home with me and we can have a party, okay?

[cruelest]

[ puns ]

I'm a witch. Besides, even my own cats aren't interested.

[cruelest]

Yes. There's a day for almost everything if you bother to look hard enough.

[second_star]

So? Let loose. Have fun for once, you know? Give'em some tuna as a treat.

[cruelest]

[ ...

she summons a cat and holds it out to Lambda. Meow. ]

[cruelest]

That kind of meat isn't to their taste.

[stalemates]

Ooh, are you coming too, little friend? This'll be the greatest International Cat Day ever! I caught you a bunch of fresh fish and cream straight from the cow, you won't regret it~!

[second_star]

Never heard of a cat that doesn't like fish. You ever tried?

[cruelest]

Of course. However, it's not something they'd consider a "treat."

[cruelest]

[ Bernkastel sets the cat down. It immediately pads over to Lambdadelta, purring as it twists about her legs. ]

Have fun, you two.

[ she's staying right here. ]

[second_star]

Huh. That's some picky eaters you've got there. [ A shrug. Guess there were bound to be some. ]

Either way, you should enjoy the day. Cake, or tea, or whatever you witches like. Lamby's got some stuff, right?

[cruelest]

Plenty. She already asked me, but her tea parties tend to be a little wild.

[ she still remembers the one in the woods... and she has no intentions of going through something like that just for a flimsy holiday dreamt up by humans.

And Auaurora would probably be there too, like last time. No thanks. ]