On All The Feels Ever In Game

[ss_buttcrack]

Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten me into isn't it? What's next? I'm not sure I want to know. I'm really not. Is there anything else left TO do to me? The list must be running pretty short by now. And that's saying something.

Don't even bother acting sorry; I know you aren't. You and your little partners in crime just keep yucking it up over there; don't think I don't know! You think I'll be consoled by that wedding you've got planned for me, but I know you. I know it won't be that simple. God, I cannot wait to find out how you're going to screw it all up for me this time.

Hurry up and get tired of me already. Don't you have someone else you can bug? What about that cranky guy?

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[irreversibly_contaminated]

And somehow you think baiting them is the best course of action? You will give them ideas and worse yet reason to be amused by their continued actions.

Whatever it is they decide we can get through it.

[ss_buttcrack]

Like anything I do one way or the other is gonna make a lick o' difference to them. If they get to torture us like this then I get to bitch about it. Fair is fair.

I know Aeryn, it's just...[He finishes that with a frustrated sigh.]

[irreversibly_contaminated]

Crichton I've seen your will applied, it has changed this and it's destroyed things. They would be wise to keep that in mind.

....It's just that you feel yet again that our lives are being controlled and directed by someone other than ourselves and that we have no option but to survive by any means necessary. [She summarized with something of a smirk.]

[ss_buttcrack]

I never go quietly, that's for damn sure.

[Of course she's right.] I'm tired of being the pawn.

[irreversibly_contaminated]

I think you may be physically incapable of doing things the easy way.

So, change the rules of the game.

[ss_buttcrack]

I tried to do things the easy way, everyone else wouldn't play nice.

[someone is sulking.]

I try changing things, and it only makes it worse.

[irreversibly_contaminated]

And this is somehow different from the last few cycles how, exactly?

[ss_buttcrack]

It's not. Some 'City of Change' that place is.

[dj_mort]

I miss the good ol' days when we'd just go to Furman's and shoot the breeze, man.

But you know they're just gonna hatch some new horrible plan right?

[ss_buttcrack]

Me too Lucas. Although, I think after this little episode I better not touch the stuff for a while. I knew it was getting to be a problem but...who has the time to deal with it, right?

I've had just about all I can take of their evil plans. We gotta find a way to separate these two.

[dj_mort]

Yeah, between you and Nott I have no luck with drunks. I'm...just glad I could help you out, though.

[He lets out an exasperated sigh.] I don't even know how that's possible unless you blow up the internet somehow.

[ss_buttcrack]

Yeah...thanks. I'm sorry you had to see that.

[Time to lighten the mood a little. He doesn't want to talk about sad stuff anymore.]

My track record with explosions might actually work in our favor for that one. Not that I think it would work. It wouldn't work, right?

[No Crichton, one does not simply blow up the internet. Not physically.]

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[buffing]

Not with my mun in the picture, it won't. Id anyone can help those two bridge the distance, it's her.

[dj_mort]

Aw man...don't rain on our parade here, Kevin.

But you know, we could distract them with those two assassin jerkfaces.

[ss_buttcrack]

Bridge the distance? Kevin, I blame your mun for this whole thing getting started in the first place!

[Now there's an idea Lucas.]

I happen to know for a fact that Munsey here has plans for a certain cranky digit some time in the future, but apparently my "Feels" keep distracting her.

[badasspapawolf]

[There's a really really big wolf watching you Crichton, he's not being deliberately aggressive, but it's hard to not look threatening when your eight foot tall and built like a house.]

[ss_buttcrack]

[That's pretty unnerving, but big harry monster types don't really have the effect they used to on Crichton.]

Take a picture, it will last longer.

[badasspapawolf]

[Fenris just snorts, Crichton reaction was very different from Lucas' it amused him.]

I can see why Nott likes you already.

[ss_buttcrack]

[It speaks.]

You know the guy?

[badasspapawolf]

I am one of the ones he was trying to protect when he punched the medium. And...the one that dart was meant for.

[You remember the dart right? The one that almost killed Nott when he came back from a visit home?]

The cub has an annoying habit of trying to protect those who should be protecting him.

[ss_buttcrack]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! That was YOU? Fenris!?

[He hears you on that last part.]

[badasspapawolf]

Yes.

[Fenris is a wolf of few words.]

He's spoken of me?