tell it to the marines

[quipster]

I always hearing people saying you've got to find ways to occupy yourself, but when it comes down to it? It's really not that easy. There are only so many nautical-based puns that I can think of, repeat and continue to find amusing for so long. Have you ever contemplated your own sanity before based off of how many daily phrases you can turn into something with an oceanic theme? It's not a pretty picture. It's like people you catch talking to themselves and quietly in the back of your mind you really, truly consider if they've lost it. Then you catch yourself doing it and instantly you've created a vicious circle of self-doubt. If you have not realised, uneasiness, a lack of space and no way to express this deep and burning desire to release these phrases into the worlds does not meld well with my psyche.

I want you to imagine a fish tank without one of those little plastic castles. Is that how you like to treat your fish, mun? Because I know someone who could tell you that they would be upset with you. I'm no fish but if you're not catching what I'm throwing here then you need to revaluate.

Oh and if you're curious, my favourite one is you're just baiting me now, because seriously. That's what you're doing. So quit floundering.