Single OC seeks good Mun

[trigram]

Dull. That's what this headspace has been for weeks.

[Excuse you]

It's often full of life and full of surprises, but the Mun has been lazier than she should be. If you ask me, she just needs to get a grip.

[Don't make me snap my fingers, Sofie]

She hasn't given me anything to work on and it's very frustrating just sitting in my apartment. At least Ancient Aliens is hilarious. She mentioned of a one-shot plot, but hasn't done anything beyond planning it. Typical, I'd say. Instead she welcome new muses every week instead of actually working on something productive, and obsessing about that movie with giant robots fighting giant monsters, and other things I don't really care for. I like the robots in that movie though, the Australian one is my favorite. I feel obligated to like the Russian one because... Well, I am. 

Ahem, anyway. I'm not sure if she still cares about that anime show... Was it called Dangit RonPaul? Dingle Ropes? I- Ugh. It's terrible. Predictable. 

Just, please. If anyone has any suggestion of a game I could go to, please say so. I need something to get my mind going. Without any work to do, my mind decays. And unlike my Mun, I keep my mind sharp and occupied. 

[Somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad... *Mun cracks her knuckles*]

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[shelteringwings]

It could be worse. She could be spending all of her life playing one game and not making any effort to do anything else.

[trigram]

My Mun is pretty much doing that. She would rather shoot people infected with some T-Virus, saying it inspires her.

At least her avatar in that game is pretty handsome...

[shelteringwings]

At least she's not running around in circles and pretending she's off hunting a dragon.

But, given who her main character is, well... I can't knock her. Otherwise Alma might disown me.

[trigram]

Hunting dragons is closer to my line of expertise than my own Mun's. She would get eaten in less than a minute.

[Sad but true. I'd be delicious too... like fried rice and egg rolls]

I heard of Alma being the main character of a game. Are you in there too?

[shelteringwings]

I'm glad dragons don't exist in Celveryia for the most part... minus Epyon and Seiryuu, but at least those two are purely circumstantial. [They're both assholes though.]

No, I'm not. I was supposed to be, but my mun decided I'd make a 'terrible mage' and so Armeria got recruited instead.

[Might be a wee bit bitter about that.]

[trigram]

Armeria? A terrible choice. [Really, Sofie?]

She's better suited for breaking solid objects and the wills of certain men... [She heads to the fridge in her black and white Snuggie. Yeah, she looks like she's been indoors for a week. Her place is a mess, as she almost tripped at one of the books lying on the floor]

Ugh! Who the hell left this- Oh.

[shelteringwings]

She was considering one of, you know, Celveryia's mages to escort Alma, buuut she decided there wasn't any female she created that she wanted so Army got roped in on the adventure. At least it gives Caeli a break from her. I've never seen anyone break that guy's will like she does.

[The mun is so weird about her own female characters, Mobius doesn't quiiite get it.]

On a plus side, Army can't go manhunting in Gransys. [wince] Alma, on the other hand...

[He has to watch in the headspace as a different Alma goes about hitting on another man which is just THIS ISN'T RIGHT UGH]

[trigram]

Yes. Armeria is... something else. Hopefully the Gransys is part of her rehabilitation. That woman has serious nymphomania.

[Sofia sighs. Even she thinks the Gransys is too much, and this is someone who wears a Snuggie unironically]

[shelteringwings]

I don't think Pawns can even get nymphomania.

[Mobius, honey. The dude Alma keeps hitting on and presenting fish to is a Pawn.]

[trigram]

Hm. Then what of this Barnaby the other Alma is infatuated with? Isn't he a Pawn? [Sassy tea sip]

[shelteringwings]

She's infatuated with him though. [THOSE WERE AMONG THE MOST PAINFUL WORDS HE'S EVER HAD TO SAY. He's trying to ignore that the Pawn dude's currently at the stage that he blushes when Alma talks to him.]

Besides, he's a... Pawn that's getting a soul or something. I don't know, I don't understand those people.

[trigram]

Interesting... [Sofia sipped from her mug of... some green icky smoothie. Then her phone beeped for a second until she checked to see what's up. She nods]

It says here that Alma is now in a relationship with Barnaby.

[You're not helping, Sofia]

[shelteringwings]

Not quite! She won't be in a relationship with anyone until she defeats the dragon. That Barnaby guy's outta luck.

Besides, apparently he's gotta duel it out with that Selene chick now for Alma's affections. Guess the dragon's gotta decide that one.

[Meanwhile the mun's like "wtf selene stop liking me I didn't want your affinity maxed"]

[trigram]

[Sofia shrugs at the message on her phone. It might just be one of Calleigh's trolling attempts]

Where is Armeria when you need her? She should make herself useful and sweep Selene off her feet, give Alma the chance to have Barnaby without any interruption.

[shelteringwings]

[wiiiiince.]

She has a dragon to hunt. She has no time to hit on Pawns!

[psych0p0mps]

well as they say
a mind is a terrible thing to waste
...
or was it a mime i dont remember

[trigram]

I wish someone would tell that to my Mun.

The mind version. The mime one is pretty funny.

[psych0p0mps]

i assume she must be reading this so consider her officially told!
you know i wonder why mimes are the butt of so many jokes
is it just because they cant talk back

[trigram]

I'm not surprised if that is the case. Most people can never understand true art.

[She's lying down on the couch all along, with her fabulous black and white print Snuggie. What a dork.

She did a mime move, pretending she's pulling on a rope to sit herself up. Looks like she's one of those people who appreciates the mime arts]

[psych0p0mps]

[Aradia golf claps at the act, albeit with a modicum of enthusiasm.]

i like your wtf blanket by the way
very retro anti-chic

[trigram]

It is very comfortable! I have an extra one. Feel free to take it.

[Oh god, she went to work one time in pajamas and a Snuggie. And she wonders why she never gets laid]

[psych0p0mps]

[ruin your child's self-esteem and wear it in public!]

uhh thats ok
i um
already have one
yeah

[trigram]

You do? That's a shame.

It's comfortable. Especially with winter coming soon.

[psych0p0mps]

im sure if it becomes too cold to bear i can simply wrap myself in additional blankets and curl up snug as a little pupa in its shell

[trigram]

That's a good metaphor. It sounds very comfortable.

Say, are you in a game somewhere? A game that allows people like me. I don't know why I couldn't go to that magic castle. I apparently classify as an "OC".

[psych0p0mps]

i am in two games actually!
other than castle wonderfuck i am also in exsilium
thats the one where everybody gets drafted into an army to try and change the past
only nobody seems to have any idea that time travel does not work that way
ive been meaning to have a word with them about that

[trigram]

I see. Sounds interesting enough. My Mun is looking forward to me spending a week at the Castle. I don't know what to feel about that myself but it should be better than doing nothing.

Is there more to this Exsilium place than just that?

[psych0p0mps]

life at the castle is a lot of doing nothing to be honest
but having some new blood around should be interesting
even in a strictly non canonical capacity

and uhhh i dont know?
i havent done an awful lot there either
im going to see a movie today so theres that

[trigram]

Hmm, a movie theater. Perhaps this warzone isn't too bad of a place after all.

[cute_succubi]

Well, at least she feeds you with some ideas and TV shows. I get to spend my days in a completely empty mind with nothing else to do but run in circles or sit and eat candy. It gets worse than boring after some time.

[trigram]

Not far off, but okay. I'll take your word for that. Even the TV shows can get old. Waiting for a week just to see the new episodes can be punishing.

[whistles_the_blues]

Sounds like your mun is about as lame as mine.

[trigram]

That is debatable.