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[inthenickoftime]

Hello, City.


Did I hear someone call for the police?

[Slides on Aviator glasses.]

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[bestprofessional]

Someone's calling for the police?

[B)]

[inthenickoftime]

The City seems like about as lawless as they come.

I can't imagine the amount of paperwork required for a Skrull Invasion.

[bestprofessional]

I'm sure they're doing the best they can with what they've got, yeah?

[He laughs.] I don't think regular Yard training covers basic procedure for shapeshifters, no.

[inthenickoftime]

Not exactly.

Though they must be breaking at least a dozen privacy and identity theft laws a minute.

[bestprofessional]

If you think they're bad you don't want to know what all the rest of those supervillains can do. They'd need a book of paperwork each, at least.

[inthenickoftime]

A week of paperwork for every supervillain case?

It's astounding they ever have any boots on the ground.

[bestprofessional]

Yeah. It's a real crying shame that they just drop everything to do one madman's writeup. [Sarcasm. Aka: are you kidding? Keeping people safe > paperwork.]

Of course, they've got to catch them first. And then hold on to them. Now, I've never tried it myself, but I can't imagine it'd be easy as your average Friday night hooligan.

[inthenickoftime]

[YEAH HE KNOWS LESTRADE. The paperwork comes afterward, jeez.]

Hey. Due Process.

It certainly looks like a handful, but then you should have seen Samford.


[Before he cleaned it up. Aaaaawww yeeeeeah.]

[bestprofessional]

Samford? [Greg didn't know there were supervillians in England too.]