Aussie aussie aussie, oy oy oy

[bonzer]

(Disclaimer: Mun hasn't watched Hetalia season 5 yet. Mun just wants to play with his voice because AUSSIE PRIDE!!!)


Strewth, mate, ya actually did it! You've finally got an Aussie in y'headspace now! Lookin' forward to doin' this roleplayin' thing with you, mate - even if y'don't put me in a game or anythin'. Us Aussies gotta stick together, hey?

I'll just be over here, with this dragon of yours. Bloody hell, he's a whopper. How didya even fit 'im in here?

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[unionjackingit]

A dragon?

[bonzer]

[ A nod and a huge grin. ] A dragon! Big critter that breathes fire and all, y'know? [ Of course Arthur would know, right? Australia laughs. ] Wonder if he'll let me ride 'im. Can't be more dangerous than wrestling a shark!

[unionjackingit]

I know what a dragon is.

And I dare say they'll be a damn sight larger than a shark, you idiot.

[bonzer]

Wouldn't be much of a challenge if they were anklebiters, Arthur. They don't look much different to crocs - I just gotta keep the jaw shut and stay behind the head so I don't get barbied.

[francaisprincesse]

Oohlala~!

[She winks at Australia] Your mundane found such a sexy nation, non~!?

[bonzer]

Haha! I am quite the looker, aren't I?

[ Australia rubs his chin, smiling broadly. Or was France talking about herself? Oh whatever, he knows he's got rugged, handsome looks because his mun told him so. ]

Hey Francis, is it just me or are you a sheila now? You've got them, y'know... [ He mimes having a chest. A round chest. ]

[francaisprincesse]

You have such a lovely tan, mon cher~!

[Well she's narcissistic, but she'll allow Australia to give her all the well-deserved compliments.

She looks at his short gesture, and grasps her own chest.] You mean these, non~!? I am a princesse~! You speak of ma frere's name~!

[bonzer]

For real? Crikey, I didn't know he had a sister. [ He laughs sheepishly. ] Sorry about the mix-up. What's your name, then?

[francaisprincesse]

Ah oui~! I am his lovely sister~! [She winks.]

I am Francine Eleanor. You can call me Ellie!

[bonzer]

Nice to meet ya, Ellie! [ Have a good-natured wink in return as he sticks out a hand. It's calloused and rough like a worker's. ] I'm- well, I'm Australia. I don't have a name yet, haha!

[francaisprincesse]

It is ma pleasure~! [She takes his hand and shakes it gently. She instantly thinks about giving Australia a gallon of lotion next time they see each other] Mon dieu, Monsieur Australia has a strong manly hand, non~!?

Non~!? Why does your mun not think of name for you~!?

[bonzer]

Well, how mighty nice of ya to say so! [ He's careful not to squeeze her hand too tightly before releasing it. ]

As for my name, mun wants to wait for an official one. But if y'want to call me somethin' in the meantime, you can call me 'Ozzie', or 'Oz'! [ Because why not. ]

[francaisprincesse]

Ah, merci~! Monsieur must be very busy at work, non~!?

Monsieur Oz, that sounds magical~! So what does your mun plan with a very sexy nation~!?

[bonzer]

She says she'll put me in a game with the other guys once she's feelin' less blue. Could be weeks or months. The place is some sorta house of doors. They've got flying crocs in there, can ya believe it?!

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[francaisprincesse]

Mon dieu, I hope your madamoisselle will be alright. It is not nice to be le bleu~

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[francaisprincesse]

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Merde~!!!

cro...cro...crocodiles~!?

[bonzer]

Crocodiles! Well, they're a cross between a croc and a shark. Either way they've got teeth, haha! And there's a lotta other critters too, like these dogs which'll bite ya if you interfere with their work, but they're friendly as pups any other time. Think they were called 'hellhounds'.

[ And of course Australia does not see anything wrong with going to a place filled with dangerous creatures. ]

[francaisprincesse]

Mon dieu, Monsieur Oz, that is treis scary. How can you stay in such a frightful place~!?

[bonzer]

Frightful? Hahaha! There's nothing to be scared about! You see a shark or a croc, you leave them alone. You see a shark-croc, you run!< small>[ Grin. ]

[francaisprincesse]

[She steps back a little. The thoughts send shivers through her spine.] Merde~! That is scary! How can you live down there ma petit mignon~!?

[bonzer]

Eh? Ah, well, you get used to it, I s'pose? [ He scratches his chin. ] There are a lot of dangerous critters where I come from, big and small. Spiders are worse than crocs, I think, since they just sneak up on ya.

[francaisprincesse]

You are very brave ma cheri~! But I think your mundane needs to find a safer home for you~! If that's even possible

[bonzer]

[ He laughs at that, as if Francine had cracked a really good joke. ]

Hahaha! No way, I love it 'ere! I wouldn't trade this place for anywhere else in the world!

[francaisprincesse]

[She raises a brow, not appreciating the laughter.]

Not even if it's ma petit cheateu in Palis~!?

[bonzer]

Well... T'be quite frank, every time I've been to Paris, it kind've smelled like dog's, ah-- y'know. [ Awkward Oz is awkward. ]

[francaisprincesse]

Non, I will not have you stay with Paris.

I meant Palis Mon cher~! It is north of Paris' house!

[bonzer]

Ohh, Pa-lis! I get ya. What sorta place is it? I wouldn't have t'dress fancy would I?

[francaisprincesse]

Non~!

It is a beautiful place mon cher~! And lots of tourists go there to take pictures~!