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[werederp]

Uhhh, I thought it was totally cool that you have my mom up here until you started sticking her on those shady meme things. Seriously it's weird enough when you pimp me out to my friends there, but that's my mom. If Peter starts talking to her, I might have to actually disown you.

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[hypercompetent]

That kind of takes MILF to a whole new level. [ a beat ] It's not my dad, is it?

[werederp]

Not yet, but I know my mun would.... "be all over that." Her words, not mine.

[hypercompetent]

On the one hand, ew. On the other hand, brother in law.

[werederp]

Wouldn't it be step-brother? Technically.

[w/e you're already his brother.]

I mean... I wouldn't protest if she tried to date your dad. But my mun keeps talking about Peter Hale and I kind of want to hit her.

[sagittarium]

My mun does that with my dad. It's really kind of gross.

[werederp]

I'm sorry.. [His face contorts a bit.... sorry Allison, his mun has very inappropriate thoughts about your dad, and it really creeps him out.] How do you even deal with this?

[sagittarium]

Yeah, me too. [Her mun has inappropriate thoughts about her dad too. And living in that headspace is getting really weird.]

I try to ignore her most of the time.

[werederp]

I can't ignore this, though! If she puts my mom somewhere I can't go, then how can I protect her? [And to be honest his mun is planning to do just that.]

[solittlefaith]

These 'meme' things aren't so bad. There are some that I find rather enjoyable. Others can be... 'shady' as you put it. But your mother seems quite capable of handling herself, from what I've observed.

I'm sure your Mundane will take excellent care of her.

[werederp]

My Mundane is supposed to take care of me, but she let me die while my friends all died around me! Sorry if I don't really trust her with my mom!

[DUDE GET OUT]

[solittlefaith]

[Makes a small, non-committal sound.] That is unfortunate. I do hope she takes much better care of your mother. I would hate to see any harm befall that spirited woman. Certainly, there will be another version of yourself around to keep her well.

[My, youth these days can be so judgmental of Alphas they have yet to properly meet. Tisk, tisk.]

[apoisontree]

Yes, heaven forbid the adults talk.