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Did you seriously just turn me into a playable character? Seriously? I'm your muse. The embodiment of your inspiration. The thing defending you from writer's block.

Yes. I inspired you to do it. I get the irony of it, believe me. But I thought you'd realize I had more important things to be doing than sitting on a forum explaining to myself to you.

For example. Inspiring you to do those tags you're ignoring?

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I can't decide if this is meta or not.

You're a little... No, I'm not going to say young, mun.

Dumb. You're a little dumb for meta, aren't you?

So I've heard yes.

But sometimes I surprise myself.

Then tell me - how smart are you really? At your best.

Um...well...hmm...

I'm really good at zoology? And vegan food. And sometimes I get super creative at crime fighting.

With inspiration, you mean. You must hav a good muse.

Oh totally! Whoever they are they've gotten me out of some really tight scrapes at the last minute. Hope they know how much I appreciate em.

I'm sure they're listening.

You'd probably be dead otherwise.

Yeesh! You don't pull any punches. I can see why you're good at your gig.

You don't inspire a man without being brutal sometimes.

He's good. But he gets into slumps.

Oh dude I hear that. Muns can be such a handful sometimes. Least mine has good taste...usually.

When they aren't letting min play with yours, you mean.

Eh heh heh...well...I've had worse?

Remind me how cute you were, as a girl again?

O-oh...were you a fan?

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