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I don't actually need a kitchen knife to kill you, you know. And Capu's not around to tell me it's against my contract.

Oh, my goodness, what was that? Did I hear someone saying my name~? I'm sure it must've been one of my subordinates talking about what an excellent boss he has, rather than discussing going behind my back to breach his contract. Isn't that right~~~?

[ .. o gdit. ]

Where the hell did you come from?

Oh. Around. *beam*

Naturally, I had to keep an eye on you, like always.

You can't tell me it wouldn't be satisfying to let me kill them all.

*tapping a finger against his chin*

Well, it does get a bit inconvenient having to relay all my business through this girl at the keyboard, but... we've only just arrived here. Best not to call attention to ourselves until we've found a good place to dispose of the bodies.

And besides, who knows! You might find that you and your player make good partners. *beam. Hope springs eternal, apparently*

Between you and that twit, there's enough optimism floating around to drown in.

.. Anyway, with this girl, it's kill or be subjected to all sorts of sadistic crap, so there's no partnering with her.

Hmm, well, then that settles it! Can't have my employees in anything less than tip-top shape. But do try to hold off getting rid of her at least until I've found a nice large body of water, yes?

*sparkle sparkle sparkle. Sorry player, your days may be numbered. Oops.*

[ that gleam in his eye? y u p that's sheer unadulterated vicious glee. ]

I can always incinerate her. D'you have yours brainwashed or something?

Naturally~ I barely even had to try, being that she's quite predisposed toward my charms to begin with!

And no no, we're not calling attention to ourselves yet. A quiet water burial would be the best for the moment, I think... Unless, of course, you'd like to volunteer to search for territory to establish our new base on. Once we have a properly secluded area at our disposal, you are of course free to do what you like with her. *see Kami, it's not all bad working for the conniving asshole, right? At least he's okay with your hobbies.*

Yeah, right, you're real charming. Stepford smiler, more like.

You mean as long as the twit doesn't show up and get all sympathetic again when she realizes this girl's as big a manga fangirl as she is. Not to mention the whole.. boy.. love.. thing.....

Oh, I'm sure Demi won't be a problem. She has her own contract to honor, after all. Impetuous as she can be, I don't believe she'd ever be so foolish as to interfere with business for the sake of personal like of a target... She does, after all, know the consequences. *beeeeeam. Stepford smiler indeed*

--On the other hand, ransacking a target's manga collection is a distinct possibility. Do try to make sure she doesn't bring any back with her, yes? If her stash gets much larger we're going to run out of places to store it all...

Why am I that idiot's babysitter?

[ a considering pause. ]

.. Then again, breaking her spirit by destroying all of that manga in front of her does have promise.

There, you see? Every cloud has its silver lining. *beam* And of course it's because she needs the practice! She's made an excellent start as a Death Brigade member, but I'd still like her logging more real-world missions with someone who can gauge her progress. I will expect a thorough report from you afterward, of course~

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