Where did you even come from?! Guh v-voicetest

[agent_aquato]

“Agent Mundane,

I have scoped out the surrounding area, and after evaluating the present situation, I can safely say-

Hey- wait a minute. How did I ever get here? I don't remember using the psycho-portal on you!”

[It's a long involved story, Raz-]

“Ooh! Is that door where you keep your nightmares- hang on a sec, lemme just--”

[RAZ!]

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[agent_aquato]

"Neat."

[Well diving into insanity IS his job... but yeah, we'll cut the kid a break.]

"So what's it like being psychic where you're from? Do you guys have your own branch of Psychonauts?"

[controledfreak]

[A tome of Eldritch lore sits before you. Do you read it? Y/N]

What's a psychonaut?

[agent_aquato]

[Whoa- surprise book! He looks around for a moment before raising his arms disarmingly. 'Oh, uh, no thanks, maybe later.'
While he is more than curious, he'll wait for an actual reason to start snooping. He has more important things to say first.]

"To boldly scale the astral planes, to master one's psychic abilities and work as an elite team of secret agents, saving the world one mind at a time , That is what it means to be a Psychonaut."

[He taps his temple.]

"We find solutions to real problems by diving into another person's psyche."

[controledfreak]

[Uurk, no no. That's what Yg'baladoth's mind is like xD]

...you solve problems? This is what you use your power for?

[agent_aquato]

"Yes?"

[Is that weird?]

"A psychonaut can use their power in all sorts of ways; whether it's shooting a psi-blast or moving something with telekinesis-! or even making a great big ball to levitate on!"

[Buuuut when they aren't being showoffs-]

"But that's just what our powers can do. What we use them for is help those in need, or uncover secret intelligence that might threaten the world's safety."

[controledfreak]

[She takes a few steps forward, staring intently with her blinking red eyes. He's a genuine curiosity.]

Like what?

[agent_aquato]

"Uh. Last year Coach Oleander kidnapped all the campers and tried to strap our brains into laser shooting death-tanks in order to take revenge against anyone whoever wronged him."

[Shrug. Ya know, stuff like that.]

[controledfreak]

What about creatures that exist beyond the veil of your dimension that is seeking entry into your dimension and whose presence may have unintended effects on the fabric of reality?

[Like her. ∴)]

[agent_aquato]

[Uhhhhh]

"Asss long as they didn't mean any harm to anyone, I don't see why they would be considered a threat? Whispering Rock has all sorts of crazy stuff, since there is so much psitanium around. I know, I've been set on fire by a cougar!"

[And fight telekinetic bears!!]

"..Might want to clear it with Agent Cruller first, though."

[He tilts his head.]

"Why would you want to come to our dimension anyway?"

[controledfreak]

Because.

You're interesting.