hhahahhahhahahha... ahaa...

[sixfoottalldog]

Er... not to pry, but are you feeling alright?

...

Well, it's just that earlier, when your brother mentioned some not-quite-as-comical-as-usual goings-on from the latest season of our series, you started yelling "shut up we don't talk about that," and that you were "pretty sure" season three ruined your life.

[no

shut up

we're not going to discuss this]

Um... right. Good idea.

Comments

oh my gosh hi I love you

[greatdayinthemorning]

Wow, that season ruined your mun's life, too? You know I'm beginning to see this as a recurring pattern. That or we've been picked up by writers who can't roll with the punches.

Speaking of patterns, you are literally the second version of myself I've seen in under three weeks, and that's starting to concern me, if only slightly.

[If the samulacra dogglegangers are beginning to form a new uprising, then Sam's almost sure he's going to be ready to ship out. And he just got here!]

oh my gosh hello this is bostonbasher :'D I OWE YOU A TAG...

[sixfoottalldog]

Huh. You know, you'd think I'd be more used to running into copies of myself by now. Or maybe that's something you never really get used to.

Well, my writer tends to tell people that her usual responses to, well, anything are "cry" or... actually, that's pretty much it. So it's not really that surprising for her. I guess that might just be one of those things.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to've seen Max around here, would you? Usually I can just follow the trail of crying children to find him, but so far even that's been no dice around here.

Oh hi there! haha no rush~

[greatdayinthemorning]

Well, maybe I'll...er, we'll get used to it if we continue seeing each other for years to come. Though to be honest, I can't tell the difference between any of us.

[Euugh. That's even creepier somehow. Gives one cause to wonder who the REAL Sam around here is. ...Maybe they all are, and this is just alternate universe shenanigans at play.]

Ha, well I can't say I blame her all that much. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to get the least bit emotional after all we went through during that season. Even more so if they stuck around to go through all the seasons prior. Well not like they couldn't have, you'd be damn confused if you skipped anything.

Oh Max is around here somewhere. Last time I saw him he was trying to stuff Glazed McGuffins down some kid's throat. Haven't seen the little guy since.

WHERE HAVE ALL YOU SAMS BEEN MY WHOLE LIFE

[hyperkinetic]

I've got the exact opposite problem, Sam! My mun never wants to STOP talking about that season!
Good thing I barely remember anything about it! Something about... psychic toys, wasn't it?

[He remembers bits and pieces, here and there. He forgets why too, considering he came from a timeline where you were the one who died, Sam. Wasn't it a hivemind, or something like that?]

RIGHT HERE BABY, WAITING FOR YOU

[sixfoottalldog]

Y... yeah. Something like that.

It's good to see you, little buddy! How've you been enjoying the sights and sounds of the multiverse?

:D♥♥♥

[hyperkinetic]

Well they're blindingly colorful and deafeningly loud, so I'm surprised I haven't gone either yet!

But at least my new roommates are fun!

I'm so excited to have a Max omg

[sixfoottalldog]

Wow, it's a good thing, too, because I'm not sure I'm qualified to be a seeing eye dog. I'm barely even qualified to be a cop.

Glad to hear it, little pal!

[I just made myself laugh because I was gonna ask if you wanted to go play on an open meme and then I realized the current active one in bakerstreet is the kill your friends meme

and

haha.]