clumsyduck: (D | Quack!)
Duck ([personal profile] clumsyduck) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-08-05 12:35 am

Voice testing

 Qua--

[Covering her mouth now.]

What? you mean, you're interested.... in me? But... Rue is much more interesting than I am. I mean.... I'm just a duck...

Ah! Don't get me wrong! I'm really happy that you decided to take interest in me! I really-- Quack!

[Great! Someone get her some water... Don't mind her nakedness though.]
coronis: (pic#5661092)

[personal profile] coronis 2013-08-05 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
... [ no she's not blushing... ] I'd hardly say I'm more interesting than you.
coronis: (pic#5661085)

[personal profile] coronis 2013-08-06 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ and rue peers right back, raising an eyebrow. ] It's rude not to finish your sentences. [ okay she may be teasing, a little. ]
controledfreak: (Public relations)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, a talking duck.]

[Don't mind the terror of darkness and everything that is wrong in the universe trying to grab a hold of her~]
controledfreak: (Interested parties)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Well to be fair Eldritch squid girls aren't especially common...]

[Also, move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]


Quack?

I'm sorry, I don't know the meaning of this word.



controledfreak: (Unsolicited disorientation)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[The squid girl blinks a second. She then closes her two horizontal eyes, leaving the one vertical one to gaze intently at Duck. Finally, when she's done.]

You're the bird.

controledfreak: (Symbolic representation)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Reality warpers know what reality warping looks and feels like. |D]

That's a neat trick. Is it yours?

controledfreak: (Public relations)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't know to dispute that, so moving back to an earlier topic.]

So what is 'Quack?'

controledfreak: (Interested parties)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
What does it mean?

controledfreak: (Unsolicited disorientation)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
So, why say it at all?

controledfreak: (Composed queen)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't make sense.

Ducks must be pretty stupid.

controledfreak: (Democratic breakdown)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. You are a duck. Which, through our conversation, I have been able to deduce that a duck is a winged creature that speaks an utterance of a word that it does not understand the meaning of simply because it has been habituated to do so.

That tells me that ducks lack insight and clarity of purpose. These are the marks of stupidity.

controledfreak: (Composed queen)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Two long, distorted hands reach for Duck's cheeks, so that their eyes can meet (all 5 of them).]

And what did you learn?

controledfreak: (Interested parties)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-05 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
[At first she looks annoyed. All of those things sound completely meaningless. Or maybe she's just feeling especially condescending. Her interest peaks though, at the end when she says...]

What is dance?

controledfreak: (Composed queen)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-08-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand.

Explain.

soheartless: (full attention fakir)

[personal profile] soheartless 2013-08-05 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
A duck...

But where did... Duck go?
soheartless: (Default)

[personal profile] soheartless 2013-08-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, there's Duck. Nothing wrong here.]

Duck. There you are.
soheartless: (doesn't need pants to dance tutu)

[personal profile] soheartless 2013-08-13 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[Pause.]

There was a duck.
catrimony: (Default)

[personal profile] catrimony 2013-08-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Miss Duck. Where exactly have you gone off to? It's rude to disappear in such a way when your teachers are about to impart wisdom. With an attitude like this, you'll be back in the probationary class in no time!

That, or...
catrimony: (marriage)

[personal profile] catrimony 2013-08-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...I WILL HAVE YOU MARRY ME!
catrimony: (looking)

[personal profile] catrimony 2013-08-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[A pause.]
catrimony: (shouting)

[personal profile] catrimony 2013-08-07 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
MRRRROOOOOWWW!

[And now he's scratching his back against the wall.]
fuckir: (pic#6511020)

[personal profile] fuckir 2013-08-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
H-Hey! [ SHE'S A DUCK AND DUCK MEANS WATER AND WATER MEANS--

no, no, no he is definitely not blushing. but he is facing the wall now. ]
fuckir: (no I'm not hiding a boner)

[personal profile] fuckir 2013-08-11 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
... What is it. [ is it safe? chancing it, he glances ever so slightly to the side, still keeping himself facing the wall. ]