bad life choice voice test of sorts ( canon for this character, lbr )

[tijuana]

It's been how long since you watched my show? Yeah, that's what I thought. You should probably look into rewatching that before you try writing me again. It'll only end in disaster -- and trust me, I know disaster. [ she's pretty much a walking, talking one. 8| ]

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[blowonthese]

Omigawd, Coop.

[chinos]

They think they know better than we do.

[makemeasaint]

You too?

[tijuana]

Summer, hey! I hear you're living the island life these days. How's that working out?

[tijuana]

Of course they do. How dare we think we know anything about ourselves!

[blowonthese]

Totally twisted. And yet... amazing. [ DRAMATIC PAUSE.] I'm married. And I have a daughter, crazy right?

[tijuana]

Think two's enough to start a "my player has no idea what she's doing" support group?

[tijuana]

...you're kidding.

[ because this marissa is still in high school. time where did you go?? ]

[blowonthese]

Yeah, and I'm turning twenty-one next week. I know, I know, I've totally turned into one of those people. I swear I so wasn't planning on doing the whole get married and have a kid thing so soon. The first one kinda just happened and the second part... well that was an accident. But she's so awesome.


Wait. What's the last thing you remember?

[makemeasaint]

As long as we don't come up with steps.

[Pause]

Or coins.

[tijuana]

No coins or steps. As self-appointed president of this support group, I'm making my first order of business banning coins and steps.

[tijuana]

[ is she drunk? you sound like she's drunk. or you're drunk, sum. none of this is making any sense without alcohol being part of the equation, and even then... ]

Um, helping with my mother's ridiculous shower. Why do I get the feeling I'm somehow out of step with everything?

[blowonthese]

Yeah, well, this whole thing is totally nuts. [ totes sober.]

[makemeasaint]

I'm in.

[The slightest crack of a smile. ]

That fulfills my role in this group.

[ IE support Marissa ]

[tijuana]

[ but her drunk theory makes so much more sense. can't you be just a little bit drunk? ]

So... married. Married with a kid. [ trying to wrap her head around this. ]

[tijuana]

What, you don't want a spot with more power? Vice President, maybe?

[makemeasaint]

I'm not really a power kind of guy.

[tijuana]

Really. Not a power guy.

[ yet your punch certainly packs power, ryan. ]