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Man, I dunno what to do, either. You don't have to push it, I mean, obviously I'm not gonna stagnate. It's been a fucked up couple days, just don't let it get to you. And we've been through this enough times, dude, we know how this works. It'll flow back naturally, right? Summer Slump 2013, c'mon.

Oh, and uh, y'know. 'Glenna' is kinda hot. Who knew? I guess that... counts for something. And uh, that's -- all I'm gonna say on that subject.

PS -- don't even fucking start thinking about games until, like, at least October. Seriously.

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Did you just say 'who knew'? as in... who knew... You were a hottie? Are you kidding me? Wait. How hot is kinda hot? Should I feel threatened?

Last time I checked, you were still up there above 'kinda hot', sooo... I think you'll hold out okay.

How long has it been since you last checked? Because you know you really have to keep that information updated so it's as accurate as possible.

Why October? Why not TOMORROW or three weeks from now?

For real? Just now. As of ten seconds ago, you're between "I wanna cry" and "I really wanna make out with you". Which is like, five tiers above "kinda hot". Just FYI.

And October, 'cuz... fucking priorities.

[Oh, well, then that-- okay.] Pssssht, stop. No, but, seriously. Continue.

Okay, but what about opportunities? Like what if a totally epictacular opportunity came up? Epictacular things should totes be priority, Galen. It's logic. Carpe epicus. Just saying, dude. Keep your options open.

[ Ehehehe. ]

Well the opportunity better be awesome and include you, cuz I'm not sold on getting kidnapped again. Third time's totally not the charm.

I mean, I'd take you n' your ladyself for a threesome opportunity. S'just me, though.

Aha, um -- see, I wanna say the same for you and, uh -- normal -- you, but I feel like a fuckin' -- creep, or something. But I guess it's not like I, like... technically don't know you, cuz I guess I do, huh?

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[ She laughs. ] Baby, I'd do me in a second, it ain't creepy. Y'know me, just the version'a me who has got balls and a dick. We ain't exactly too different.

Boy me saw somethin' in you, guess you gotta be decent.

Man, I guess you're not that different. It's tripping me out. You even like, fuckin' -- vibe the same.

-- Shit, dude, you're really cute.

[ annnnd she pushes his face ] Ay, I ain't cute, I'm hardcore. Don't you know you ain't ever call a lady cute, you call her beautiful? C'mon, flirt-talk 101.

[ Wahhh! ] Pretty sure you just stole that from dude-you,like, verbatim. And yeah, no -- fuckin' cute.

Well see, this time it actually makes sense on account'a me actually being a lady. Whatever happened t'chivalry? God, men these days.

But no seriously, if y'ever tried to pay for my shit I'd bite you.

[ GRINNING EYEROLL ] Yeah, you already try to do that. "I ain't poor!"

You're damn right I ain't - good, looks like boyme isn't an idiot. [ She looks smug. ] So you're called Galen, then. Not Glenna.

Nah, he's an idiot. And -- yeah, that's me. Heh -- I like how my chick name uses the Voldemort method. Sneaky.

Is it just you, or am I like... freakishly similar, too?

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