ermagerd voice testing

[boyonfire]

Err, right... But instead of putting me in a game, don't you think there are better ways to use both of our times? I really think Hogwarts could use me much more than you can, to be honest. What d'you want with a shoddy wizard like me, anyway? Why not someone like Harry? It just doesn't make sense to me.

[Sigh.] I can already tell you're a stubborn one. I guess I shouldn't bother arguing, since it seems like a waste of time. But could you at least not, y'know, consider putting me in a game where I have to kill people? I'd appreciate that much, at the very least.

...Yeah, you're not listening.

Comments

Let's try out my AU Luna voice then :P

[delightfulloony]

Perhaps she has something in her ears.

yes good o3o

[boyonfire]

Ahaha, that... wouldn't surprise me. What d'you think it could be, Luna?

[delightfulloony]

Hmm...well given the nature of Muns I would first suggest Rabitcles. They look like a crab see, but with tentacles instead of legs. They like to eat ear wax.

The best solution in this case would be a quick jab with a stiletto.

[boyonfire]

Oh, wow. That sounds like it could be painful... And here's me, fresh out of stilettos. Is there an alternative?

[delightfulloony]

Well I suppose a pointy stick could do the trick...if you pushed hard enough...

...oh I'm sorry were we trying to kill her or the Rabitcles?

[fashionabledespair]

Ohohoho. A lamb to the slaughter, is it?

Or is this a proud warrior, who will bring victory home?

[boyonfire]

Maybe I am a lamb to the slaughter, but at least if I go down, it's for a good cause.

[fashionabledespair]

[And suddenly, her voice goes soft, whispery.]

drying for a good cause.

certainly, that's something a lot of people would die for, isn't it?

... it won't do.

it won't do at all.