It might be a thing that I'm doing

[hatchy]

A game? You might be sending me. to a game with my brothers.

Don't you al.ready play me somewhere? Oh. A different sort of. game. With things and other people.

Will I get to keep my. disguise?

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[malfunctionbot]

Don't s-see why not! [Hey who is this handsome stranger with the mustache? Certainly not Rabbit. Rabbit does not have a mustache so thick and luxurious like this one.]

[hatchy]

[Is it time to watch teenagers make poor life decisions in the form of Chicken McNuggets already?] Only three. items.

[malfunctionbot]

[Yes, and to be approached by random women and kissed all over for this beautiful facial hair.]

Ya d-d-didn't have enough room for yer fake mustache? What th' heck else is more important than that?

[hatchy]

It is listed as. one of them. Along with a signed picture. of you.

[You mean GramGram who Spine blocked on tumblr?]

[malfunctionbot]

[GramGram needs to keep her lips to herself.]

A picture o' me? R-Really? [D'AAWWW, he's touched. Actually touched.] Which one? Do I look particularly handsome in it?

[hatchy]

[You try telling GramGram that, Rabbit. See what happens.]

I think it might be. this one I'll get to take. with me. [HE GETS NO CHOICE DOES HE.]

[malfunctionbot]

[No thanks.] Gee! Lookit that a~tract~tive mug! Yer roomies shore are lucky t' be feastin' their human eyeballs on that beauty every day!

[hatchy]

I will be hanging it. on the wall.

[awfulsentimetal]

You're bein' sent where?

[hatchy]

Hi The. Spine!

To that one. place you and Rabbit are. With the three items and. things.

[awfulsentimetal]

You don't wanna be goin' there! Forget worryin' about your mustache, start worryin' about talking your mundane out of it!

[Seriously bro, the place is all kinds of bad juju.]

[hatchy]

The thing is already. written though. Your mun.person has seen it.

[What's a juju?]

[awfulsentimetal]

Just 'cause it's written doesn't mean it's gotta be submitted, HatchWorth.

[It's a... magic... thing. Ask The Jon.]

[hatchy]

Your mun.person keeps telling mine to. submit it.

[I know what Juju Magic is, The Spine. It's never been bad.]

[awfulsentimetal]

That's because mundanes are evil.

[hatchy]

What about what they did with. you and Miss B?

[awfulsentimetal]

...

[Hatchy has a point. HOWEVER--]

... Look at it this way: there's a pile of good things and a pile of bad things, right? If the pile of bad things is larger than the pile of good things, that's a pretty solid indication the mundane qualifies as evil.

It doesn't mean the good things ain't there, just that they're kinda overshadowed by the bad ones when both piles are considered as a whole if you're followin'.

[hatchy]

[... Processing, give him a moment--]

But what if the. good things manage to over. shadow the bad things in all of the things that the mun.person has ever done despite the. bad things being really bad. but few and far between the points of. good and bad events that they make. occur when we're together or apart. upon any plane of existence. despite the bad things being really bad and the good. being of the very good variety?

[What?]

[awfulsentimetal]

[Please hold, running that through his processor three or four times.]

... You're sayin' what if somethin' the mundane does is so good it makes up for everythin' else?

[hatchy]

[Nodnod.] Or some.thing like that.

[awfulsentimetal]

Well, if I'm bein' honest gettin' to be with Brianna did for a while. And then they made that darn timeline of horror or whatever the heck they're callin' it. If they're just gonna keep pilin' the bad on they kinda prove my point.

[hatchy]

All if not. most of the things on that have been on their minds for. months. Even before you and you and you got with. B if I am to be. honest.

[awfulsentimetal]

Not the point. Just the fact it's been on their minds at all is pretty darn damning! We don't go around lookin' for ways to torture them.

[hatchy]

Like the matter of my. core having been cracked for a good number of. months in that city?

[awfulsentimetal]

Exactly like that, yeah. And the house blowin' up. And the elephants.