the only thing worth mentioning:

[sneakyshoes]

Did you see his stupid moustache?!

Oh my god, I can't believe someone agreed to have dinner with someone sporting that hideous creature on their face.

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[formersurgeon]

Seriously. It looks like he turned to porn to earn some extra money.

[sneakyshoes]

[ _{enjoy the ugly laughter of mun and muse both.} ]

It does, it does! [ _{oh he is just deLIGHTED.} ] It's the perfect pornstache shape.

[formersurgeon]

You know it's bad when we agree on something.

[sneakyshoes]

Noooo, that just means you have a dashing sense of style.

[formersurgeon]

I'm not going to argue with that.

[deduce]

It's not permanent.

[sneakyshoes]

Would put a damper on the sex life, I imagine. Once he stops pretending he hates you.

[deduce]

Oh, no, nothing could do that. Not even you.

[sneakyshoes]

What, put a damper on the sex life, or him stopping his "hate you" game?

[deduce]

The sex, obviously. We're practically inseparable. It's a match made in heaven, his sexuality has been easily bested and we've never looked back etcetera etcetera etcetera.

So, how is it? Being dead. Any devils sitting on your shoulder? Or better yet, have you got yourself a little part time job sitting on somebody else's?

[sneakyshoes]

[ _{longest eyeroll of all time} ]

Just yours, sweetheart. Always yours.

[deduce]

I had thought my shoulder felt particularly cretinous as of late.

[sneakyshoes]

Mmmm, it's all those wicked thoughts you keep letting me whisper.

[deduce]

I'm glad it wasn't my own subconscious telling me to get a jacket made by Westwood. I'd never live down the shame.

[sneakyshoes]

Not just a jacket, sweetheart; and no, I wouldn't tell you to do that, because God forbid you ever actually wear clothing that fits.

is it me or is this turning into one of those catty fights you see on americas next top model

[deduce]

My clothes are fitted, darling, which I think you'll find is a type of fit.

let's hope so

[sneakyshoes]

Fitted to burst, maybe. Buttons aren't supposed to look like they're screaming.

Awwww. Darling? That's so sweet~

[dirty_deed_colonel]

Seems more like a pity date by the looks of it

[sneakyshoes]

Ohhh, dear. Don't you know? Every date John Watson goes on is a pity date, silly. That's a given. I just didn't know there was a woman in London besides Sherlock with that much pity in their body.

[dirty_deed_colonel]

[That gets a snigger]

I didn't see anyone sat with him - Either way, if he's willing to show up to a date looking like that, he might as well bring the divorce papers with him.

[Not that he'll need them; if Doyle hadn't killed Mary off early on, Moffat certainly would..

are you really going to go against moustaches rn

[tigers]

What the devil is wrong with moustaches?

and sideburns FIGHT ME

[sneakyshoes]

Oh, nothing, until you look like a porn star.

But that's with every moustache, sooooo.

they are SIDEWHISKERS

[tigers]

There's hardly anything wrong with that, in your time or mine, I'd wager.

they're UGLY is what they are

[sneakyshoes]

Maybe less so in your time, when everyone is expected to look absolutely ridiculous. Lucky me, society's evolved.