Player is shocked that there are no Sherlock posts on the front page. Yet.

[seesobserves]

All right, stay calm. Breathe.

What did you see?

Comments

[thetruthismine]

You are a treasure, Sherlock.

[seesobserves]

Wouldn't want to be a zombie, in any case. It's the worst possible form of undeath.

[thetruthismine]

At least you're not aware during most of it. Unlike being a vampire, which, while pretty, does have full cognizance of immortality and loss.

[seesobserves]

Oh, but isn't there something in vampiric existence about dulled emotions? Losing a sense of the present -- [He waves a hand, as if shooing away a fly.]

Well, suppose it depends on which type you are.

[thetruthismine]

Naturally.