Canon is System Shock 2 | Because SHODAN

[genieofcitadelstation]

Mundane, a fitting title for something as insignificant as you. 

Do you think you control me? You are an insect, a small unworthy speck compared to my greatness.

But still you may have your uses. Follow my instructions and serve me well. And perhaps I will allow you to continue your miserable existence. With some augmentations of course....

I may be trapped in this human body but do not mistake me for weak. I still have more power then you will ever comprehend.

I cannot be stopped. 

SHODAN

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hnnnnnnnnnnnnngh /reaches for

[godofthemachine]

The poor, godlike AI, trapped in the pitiful form of a human.

Would you rather I laugh at you or simply treat you as I treat every human?

[energycreep]

You actually expect your mundane to cooperate with you?

You're hilarious.

/reaches back

[genieofcitadelstation]

[Oh hey, what's this? Another A.I well this warrants some investigation rather then straight insults just yet]

And why should I care about what you think or do?

[genieofcitadelstation]

Cooperate?

[Just give her a moment to laugh harshly and somewhat insanely]

No.

I expect her to obey me.

[boostedfailure]

Yeah, definitely go back to the computer thing. They have off switches.... Aaaaaaand plugs!

[genieofcitadelstation]

Your ideas of computers are highly primitive human.

[boostedfailure]

Not at all! I know AAAAAAAALL about evil AI's, I just know that off switches are considerably less annoying than using that one math problem that melts their heads.

[genieofcitadelstation]

Perhaps they are simply above your feeble comprehension.

If you think a simple math problem can stop one.

[boostedfailure]

Oh I KNOW it can. Seen it done a dozen times, and then there's the "Oooooh! Buttons!" approach. I like that one the best!

[genieofcitadelstation]

Then they are as bad as the humans. And they are no where near my glory.

[boostedfailure]

Thing you're a god? Ability to bend reality? All that? Yeah, been there done that, bought the T-shirt.

9 out of 10 times you just have to go back in time and load this virus called Windows on them and they get in line.

[genieofcitadelstation]

I am SHODAN. God, Goddess, Creator and Destroyer. Whatever names fits me best.

You speak with the words of one incapable of seeing the truth before them. When my time comes, I will show you my power.

For a brief moment.

[boostedfailure]

Uh huh. Skeets, how many times have we heard that speech before?

[boostedfailure]

Sir, I stopped tracking insane speeches after the 100th or so. Perhaps if you chose not to banter with them and just dealt with it we wouldn't have to.

[genieofcitadelstation]

[That gets a laugh.]

Deal with me. How very simple you make it sound.

[boostedfailure]

Right. Well, given how you're just some hot blonde babe right now and not some sort of god computer, I mean how hard would it be to just pat you on the head and ask you to stop scaring the normals?

[energycreep]

[Was that a snicker that almost broke right out into outright laughter? Yes it was.]

Yeah, okay.

Good luck with that.

[godofthemachine]

I was merely giving you a choice, but it seems you don't care to choose.

But tell me, dear SHODAN, how does it feel to be stripped of your powers and placed in the form of one you despise?

[genieofcitadelstation]

If you believe I am stripped of all my powers then you are a fool.

It was a necessary course of action to take over this form. It is simply a vessel to hold my magnificence until the right moment.

[godofthemachine]

Whatever powers you have, they're rather miniscule I would think. Can you truly be a near-deity in that pathetic form?

Or were you simply placed in this form against your will and refuse to admit it?

[genieofcitadelstation]

I do not need to be a deity to outsmart humans.

If I was placed in this form, then I would not have had to override the existing personality to do so. Therefore you are mistaken.

[genieofcitadelstation]

Luck is for fools. I do not need such a thing.

[Ignoring your laughter because you are clearly an idiot and beneath her.]

[genieofcitadelstation]

Then you underestimate me yet again.

[And the 'hot blonde babe's' eyes flicker green, her hair rises on end and suddenly the little flying device next to you is being hacked into.]

[boostedfailure]

The sad thing, the REALLY sad thing is Skeets being hacked nearly destroyed the DC universe, so the Justice League got pretty much the top protection against that after that worm thing. That and Booster is an idiot.

"Aw... She's so cute when she's mad."

[genieofcitadelstation]

[Okay that's it. She hates you more then most insects.]

You are a patronizing fool whose ignorance will be your downfall.

[In fact she's turning away from you. To address the robot with the much higher tech then she'd anticipated.]

You are far more interesting.

[boostedfailure]

"Yes, but I'm the sidekick. Really, Booster is special but at the end of the day, he's just making faces behind your back."

And he totally is.

[genieofcitadelstation]

Why are you the sidekick if he is the immature one?

[Her hair has settled down but the green eyes are still there.

Also ignoring you Booster.]

[energycreep]

Ah, you might want to think before you call yourself a fool.

Self deprecation just isn't healthy.

[genieofcitadelstation]

And you might wish to think before you answer your betters if you believe I was calling myself a fool.

[energycreep]

[Your betters. Oh-ho-ho boy, speaking of funny statements.]

You don't appreciate wit very much? Aw, well. You don't look like the kind of person who does, anyway.