what even happened in these films

[whatarryedoin]

Never let it be said that Hector Barbossa wouldn't go out of his way to satisfy the whims of a lady—but you'll excuse me slight reluctance, familiar as I am with the nature of your whims.

By which I mean: tread carefully.

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[crazypsychic]

I do not believe a mun would ever 'tread carefully' as you have put it.

stuff. stuff happened.

[parleys]

Do you ever get tempted to put a mannequin foot on the end of your stump so as to leave those famous footprints in the sand?

_{[ important questions deserve important answers. ]}

[heardmermaids]

For what it's worth, good luck?

[whatarryedoin]

Luck's overrated.

[whatarryedoin]

Aye, but tain't a matter of ensuring her cooperation so much as ensuring she can't complain she wasn't warned when she comes to understand what a lack of cooperation causes.

A slow process, getting to grips with a mundane. Takes patience.

[whatarryedoin]

[if he waits long enough with this unimpressed expression, will you suddenly become lucid.

...yeah, no, no one's expecting that.]

Aye, Jack, but then to clear me head I walk the deck of me full-size ship.

[parleys]

When you say walk, do you mean hobble?

_{[ and I have a whole armada of ships. beat that. ]}

[heardmermaids]

You're not wrong. Unless, of course, you can concentrate and control your luck, then you're set.