cicatrici: (irritated | what the fuck was that)
Xanxus ([personal profile] cicatrici) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-31 04:04 pm

Finishing up an app for Holly Heights!

No. You're not sending me there. It's like the first place you sent me to without the only good aspect of it. And being "married" to some stupid trash? I'm not putting up with shit like that.

I hope you break your hand so you can't type up anything else. You're lucky I don't have the power to do it myself because then a broken hand would be the least of your problems.
tenebrist: (I never lied to you.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
My, my. That's hardly any way to speak to such a kind lady, is it?
tenebrist: (will you ever see)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[:)]

To pick up trash like you, I'm certain that most would consider her to be kind. It's very important to recycle, hm...?
tenebrist: (but you know,)

ilu caitu

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're unable to articulate your feelings without yelling or swearing -- which one of us is it that's trash?

You're placed in such situations out of a desire to see you grow. But considering what I know of your relationship with your father, it's unsurprising that you dislike her as well.
tenebrist: (I never lied to you.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, but there isn't any reason not to try, hm?

It's likely to be a bit of fun for her, as well.
tenebrist: (will you ever see)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
This child is very much the same, so I can empathize in at least that regard.
tenebrist: (my conscience stands alone.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I hate her. It's very fortunate for her that I can't reach through the computer screen... what was it that you said? A broken hand would be the least of that girl's problems...?

We'll simply say that I'm very experienced in disciplining ill-behaved children.
tenebrist: (will you ever see)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm? Would you like to find out?

[But she doesn't really care to dig a knife out right now, so she shrugs slightly immediately after saying that.]

Removing her limbs is something that you save for the end. Once it's completely severed, she's no longer able to feel pain there -- you'd instead like to cut or burn her in the offending area, gradually. ... Of course, these are simply the things that would be possible with what I have on hand currently.

-- Ah, although I suppose that you could pour alcohol in the wounds that you've made...?
tenebrist: (I never lied to you.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-07-31 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is so sweet. She'd be flattered if she knew. Compliments are always nice.]

Ah, an actual fire's likely no good... it's overkill, rather. Try a cigar or cigarette instead, hm?
tenebrist: (I know this one was wrong.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-08-01 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
There's hardly any difference between the two, is there?

[A beat.]

... But I don't believe that I've ever used a blowtorch.
tenebrist: (but you know,)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-08-01 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Unsurprising.

I've never had to discipline them violently, fortunately, but I do hope that they are aware that I am capable.
tenebrist: (I never lied to you.)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-08-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
My coworkers, of course.

What sort of housewife threatens to chop off someone's hand in all seriousness? Honestly...
tenebrist: (will you ever see)

[personal profile] tenebrist 2013-08-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I manage a small corporation. ... Pharmaceuticals, primarily? Aerospace engineering, electronics... little things like that.

[So yes. A CEO. Not that surprising.]
unbreakingpride: (;who do you think you are?)

[personal profile] unbreakingpride 2013-07-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
She wants to fucking play house with you? No shit that retard's got more coming than a broken hand.
unbreakingpride: (;I'm supposed to what?)

[personal profile] unbreakingpride 2013-07-31 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, boss.

[Look it's just weird to imagine you with wife and kids.]

So what're you gonna do about your white picket fence?
Edited (sometimes I can also type) 2013-07-31 22:46 (UTC)
unbreakingpride: (Default)

[personal profile] unbreakingpride 2013-07-31 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Alongside the wife?
[Assuming yes, but hey, doesn't hurt to check.]
unbreakingpride: (;it'll be a massacre)

[personal profile] unbreakingpride 2013-07-31 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Tche.

Anyone else already there?
illusoriamente: (you drained my heart)

[personal profile] illusoriamente 2013-07-31 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're going to complain, then at least try to do so with some form of dignity.

Or do you enjoy staining the Vongola name by acting like a petulant, foul mouthed child?
illusoriamente: (whisper your deathbeat so softly)

[personal profile] illusoriamente 2013-08-01 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that's right you better show some respect whipper snapper.]

While that may be true, your predecessor understood the importance of knowing when to cause a scene and when to keep his mouth shut.
illusoriamente: (but there's still traces)

I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO THIS WTH SELF

[personal profile] illusoriamente 2013-08-03 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Snorts, really?] I could swear we have been over this already.

Blood means very little in comparison to brute strength-- or more importantly, cleverness.

At least one of which you possess.
cieloinfinito: I am well aware of lambo's antics please don't remind me, yamamoto no don't believe reborn HE IS A LYING LIAR, (smile; what did you say again)

[personal profile] cieloinfinito 2013-07-31 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Xanxus, you really haven't changed at all, huh?]

I'm sure it's hardly that bad.
cieloinfinito: no not really I'm just smiling and agreeing don't mind me, (yes that is true of course)

I AM A NINJA IN THE NIGHT

[personal profile] cieloinfinito 2013-07-31 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smiles at him, all bright and moe and absolutely gross. Stuff Xanxus despises???]

But you can handle anything, right? So something like this shouldn't be a problem.

[Cheerfully]
cieloinfinito: (Default)

WOW RUDE YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY RP ACCOUNTS FROSTBUTT?

[personal profile] cieloinfinito 2013-07-31 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because he gained the confidence to moe hard no matter what??]

It could be worse.

[Xanxus, you never want to bother with anything just saying]
cieloinfinito: alright yamamoto whatever you say, I'm just adding yamamoto to every description I can for mei's amusement don't mind me (thinking)

YOU YELLED FIRST

[personal profile] cieloinfinito 2013-07-31 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there doesn't seem much point in arguing with them [THEM BEING HA...HA...] when they could just take that as a sign to make everything more horrible.

[YEAH BUT ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP AND DRINK AND EAT]
cieloinfinito: alright yamamoto whatever you say, I'm just adding yamamoto to every description I can for mei's amusement don't mind me (thinking)

[personal profile] cieloinfinito 2013-08-01 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
They usually get worse afterwards though.

[THAT ALSO COMES UNDER BEING A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT I'M JUST SAYING]
gesso: (pic#5199395)

[personal profile] gesso 2013-08-02 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
You're as cheerful as ever, Xanxus! Shouldn't you be excited? Settling down might just what you need~.

[hi caitie how u doin.]