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Finishing up an app for Holly Heights!
No. You're not sending me there. It's like the first place you sent me to without the only good aspect of it. And being "married" to some stupid trash? I'm not putting up with shit like that.
I hope you break your hand so you can't type up anything else. You're lucky I don't have the power to do it myself because then a broken hand would be the least of your problems.
I hope you break your hand so you can't type up anything else. You're lucky I don't have the power to do it myself because then a broken hand would be the least of your problems.

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You're falsely assuming she's kind in the first place.
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To pick up trash like you, I'm certain that most would consider her to be kind. It's very important to recycle, hm...?
OH MY GOD
Shut the fuck up! All she ever does is put me in annoying situation where I have to deal with trash like you!
ilu caitu
You're placed in such situations out of a desire to see you grow. But considering what I know of your relationship with your father, it's unsurprising that you dislike her as well.
I just noticed I typoed weeps
I-[AUGH YOU MAKE HIM SO MAD] That shitty old man has nothing to do with this. [HMPH.]
Anyway, if she thinks she knows me so well she should know by now that I'm not going to change my way no matter what she does to me.
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It's likely to be a bit of fun for her, as well.
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We'll simply say that I'm very experienced in disciplining ill-behaved children.
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Anyone who casually threatens to cut peoples hands off is perfectly capable of taking care of this scum, I'm sure. Unless that was all empty threats.
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[But she doesn't really care to dig a knife out right now, so she shrugs slightly immediately after saying that.]
Removing her limbs is something that you save for the end. Once it's completely severed, she's no longer able to feel pain there -- you'd instead like to cut or burn her in the offending area, gradually. ... Of course, these are simply the things that would be possible with what I have on hand currently.
-- Ah, although I suppose that you could pour alcohol in the wounds that you've made...?
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Nnn. If it wasn't worth drinking, anyway.
I don't normally drag things out, torturing for information is more Lussuria's area of expertize. But I'm sure I could make an exception. Not that she'd last long in the face of my flame, though.
[He knows first hand how much burns hurt, of course.]
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Ah, an actual fire's likely no good... it's overkill, rather. Try a cigar or cigarette instead, hm?
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That's not enough. Shit like that is more for disciplining subordinates.
Maybe a blowtorch.
[What even is this conversation]
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[A beat.]
... But I don't believe that I've ever used a blowtorch.
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[This should surprise no one.]
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I've never had to discipline them violently, fortunately, but I do hope that they are aware that I am capable.
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[You said you were a housewife, those don't have subordinates, he's pretty sure!!!]
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What sort of housewife threatens to chop off someone's hand in all seriousness? Honestly...
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[He isn't surprised at all, of course. Michi was too odd to just be a housewife.]
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[So yes. A CEO. Not that surprising.]
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[Look it's just weird to imagine you with wife and kids.]
So what're you gonna do about your white picket fence?
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[Anything to rebel, really.]
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[Assuming yes, but hey, doesn't hurt to check.]
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Anyone else already there?
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[Read: Lambo]
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Or do you enjoy staining the Vongola name by acting like a petulant, foul mouthed child?
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Oh wait.]
Tch. Anything I do is far outpaced by that fucking embarrassment of a boss candidate Sawada so what the hell does it matter?
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While that may be true, your predecessor understood the importance of knowing when to cause a scene and when to keep his mouth shut.
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[AS MUCH AS IT PAINS HIM TO ADMIT...]
I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO THIS WTH SELF
Blood means very little in comparison to brute strength-- or more importantly, cleverness.
At least one of which you possess.
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I'm sure it's hardly that bad.
SKREE
What the hell do you know? Trash like you would probably enjoy a place like this. That's why it's awful.
I AM A NINJA IN THE NIGHT
But you can handle anything, right? So something like this shouldn't be a problem.
[Cheerfully]
WHO IS THIS I RECOGNISE THE USERNAME
Shut up. I don't want to hear words of encouragement from scum. It's not about whether I can handle it, I just don't want to fucking bother with it.
WOW RUDE YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY RP ACCOUNTS FROSTBUTT?
It could be worse.
[Xanxus, you never want to bother with anything just saying]
WOW DONT YELL AT ME KIWI
[WELL HE DOESN'T WANT TO BOTHER WITH THIS MORE THAN USUAL.]
YOU YELLED FIRST
[YEAH BUT ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP AND DRINK AND EAT]
YEAH WELL !!!!!
[NO HE ALSO MURDERS PEOPLE AND ABUSES HIS SUBORDINATES]
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[THAT ALSO COMES UNDER BEING A LAZY PIECE OF SHIT I'M JUST SAYING]
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[hi caitie how u doin.]