Get to work you loathsome loatherbug!

[obey_the_fist]

YOU! Yes, you, you pathetic little jelly... baby! You've been putting it off again, haven't you?! Each day, I think to myself, "Maybe THIS is the day I finally get into Ink City", but still you haven't updated your Application! So many days, now, I've waited!

Is this how you get your kicks? Just irritating poor, defenseless Irken geniuses until they crack? Zim won't let this stand much longer! Get off your disgusting pink behind and get me in that city! OR THE PRICE WILL BE SEVERE!

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[roundpinkpuff]

(Hey Zim. This Kirby's BFFL with Gir in Ink City!)
Mun having app issues?

[obey_the_fist]

Oh, no. He understands. He knows what he's supposed to do. "More", the mods say! "MORE!" But he DOES NOT GIVE THEM MORE! He sits, staring at the screen, knowing what he SHOULD be doing, but his puny human mind never does it! The app just sits there, STEWING in its INADEQUACY! This is just another sign of the inferior human intellect...

At least GiR seems to be doing well. Tell him that I'm on my way, and soon he can get back to the world-conquering that I'm sure he's been missing!

[roundpinkpuff]

My mun used to have that problem.
World-conquering?
(Kirby's going to forget everything said when he gets back to the city.)

[obey_the_fist]

Ahhhh... heh heh... I meant, er, world... conquering... with LOVE! Yes, love! Of the world! Conquering the world with my love. Of it...

I'm sorry, sometimes I just have trouble getting my thoughts straight. And that's all. I'm not an alien or anything! Hahaha!

[roundpinkpuff]

....Really?
Well... I'm an alien. I think. From Pop Star.
(And Kirby knows Gir's a robot. Hey, everything said here will be forgotten by both Zim and Kirby, why not say it? XDDDDDDDDDDD)