impromptu voicetesting; no GS5 spoilers please!

[redreflex]

Uh... Look... Miss Mun, was it? [(What a weird name...)]

I'm flattered and all, but-- don't you have more important things to do? You know, applications to write, tags to do... Plus, I've got work at the agency to do, so... It's not like Mr. Wright's gonna get the paperwork done, anyway... Maybe we should just do this later.

...

You're completely ignoring me aren't you?!

[(Why do I always get the weird people...?!)]

Comments

Pardon the rustiness

[firstrate]

My, your mundane must be quite something to be able to ignore your infamous... Chords of Squeal, was it?

no worries, we can figure out what we're doing together

[redreflex]

[(M-Mr. Gavin...?! What's he doing here?!)]

...It's Chords of Steel, s-sir... [Gulp.]

[firstrate]

Ah yes, Chords of Steel. People tend to forget insignificant details like that, you see.

[He says with a smile on his face. Aren't you delighted to see your dear old boss, Apollo?]

[redreflex]

[So, so delighted.]

It's not insignificant! It's a very important part of my training regimen! How else am I supposed to get ready for court?!

[firstrate]

Pay attention, Justice. I never said that your training regimen itself was insignificant. I was simply referring to the name you have given to it. It might of importance to you, but it doesn't matter to either your client or the court as long as you properly do your job as a defense attorney.

[eurorockaccent]

Are you certain it isn't a case of dropping you here and then moving onto those other, more important tasks, Herr Forehead?

[redreflex]

Wha-- leave me here?! Why would she do that?!

[eurorockaccent]

Put what's behind that forehead of yours into action. [ Fingers go snap snap. ]

[redreflex]

[(If only I could put your mouth out of action...)]

I guess she could just be leaving me here while she gets to work.... multitasking, I suppose?

[eurorockaccent]

[ Rude. ]

Excellent. Aren't you then delighted that she might actually take heed of your suggestions, even if they may have come a tad too late, ja?

[magicpanchira]

Hee! Aw, don't be sad about being ignored, Polly! You should be used to it by now!

[ Poor Apollo. ]

[redreflex]

[(Would it be too much to ask if she could ever make things easier on me for once...?)]

Didn't your dad ever teach you "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"?

[magicpanchira]

Nope! But he did teach me that "if life gives you lemons, take those lemons and beat the person who left them on your doorstep upside the head with them". That counts, right?

[redreflex]

Wha-- that's not how it goes! Who teachers their daughter something like that?! That'll just get you arrested for assault!

[magicpanchira]

It's a good thing I know a great defense attorney then, huh, Apollo?

[justjustice]

Wh-whoa! Another me! My "mun" told me to expect things like this, but I didn't think it would actually happen!

So, uh... [(Talking with another you is... an experience.)] Is your mun planning to send you off anywhere?

[redreflex]

...

. . .

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?!

[(I must be delusional...)]

[justjustice]

[Chain reaction freak-out time!]

I DON'T KNOW! DO YOU THINK IT'S A JOKE?

[At this point, Apollo doesn't really know what counts as a joke anymore.]

[redreflex]

WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?!

[Oh how he's hoping he's asleep. Or being punked.

(Augh... OK-- take a deep breath, Justice. It has to be some kind of trick... maybe Trucy's trying out her new act? I'm sure it's no big deal... Best to just play along for now.)

Ahem.]

.....N-- No, I don't think she's planning on sending me anywhere.

i only just realized that we have never apollo'd and nick'd at the same time

[alwayswrongneverwright]

Paperwork implies I have cases-

[WAIT A SEC HOLD THE PHONE]

-I have an assistant? (That actually assists?!)

probably because it'll inevitably go horribly

[redreflex]

--Huh?

[Who the heck is this guy

(Wait a minute... Spiky hair? Blue suit?

...No, couldn't be.)]

Uh... no... sir? I'm a defense attorney at the Wright Anything Agency...

idk how this will go, but I figured why not

[dumbshoe]

Having some mun trouble there, pal?

i'm sure it'll go just fine

[redreflex]

Is it that obvious?

[(Uh... I guess it is when you're talking out loud in public, huh.)]

She's still not even listening to me! Isn't there any way to get their attention?!

[dumbshoe]

Well, you should know that complaining to them never works, pal.

But to be honest, I don't think there's really an effective way to make them listen.

[redreflex]

[(Great. More people to stand around and ignore everything I say.)

A sigh.] Augh... Guess I shouldn't be surprised. Please tell me you're not speaking from experience...