Homeless and Irritated as hell

[erza_scarlet]

Mun... I can appreciate the paid account, I can appreciate the work you put in to put all of my icons together, but what I most certainly do not appreciate is your laziness! I've been one of your most consistent muses for nearly three years now, and you have never once written an application for me to be put into a game.

If that was the only problem I had with you I might be able to forgive you, but your callousness does not end there. You've dropped many of your tags you've had with me in the past simply because of your inconsistent lack of drive. Not only that, but the only comm you've been willing to put me in of late is the_love_hotel of all places. How can you ever hope to improve yourself if you are only going to write romantic drivel and smut!?

Where is the mun who once wrote of great battles, adventures, and friendships? What has become of the mun who wouldn't back down even if a history section in an app took seven pages?! What has become of you mun to let your pride as a writer, an actor, and a human being to fall so far? Get your act together and app me somewhere, or so help me I shall teach you the meaning of pain far worse than Natsu or Gray have ever dreamed of receiving from me.

[Someone save me ;;]

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[lionbrilliance]

E-er...

[He really should leave well enough alone. After all, he certainly was not one of Erza's favorite people, so whatever he says probably won't help.]

Maybe we could...try to calm down before making any rash decisions...

[erza_scarlet]

Oh I am very, very calm.

[Yeah... that voice could turn Natsu into an icicle with how cold it was.]

[lionbrilliance]

[As it was, Loke can't help taking a step back.]

D-don't you think you're being a little too hard on your mun...? It's not always easy for them either...

[erza_scarlet]

I might be more forgiving if this were the first time, I might even be more forgiving if this was the first year, but it has been three years.

[lionbrilliance]

...A lot can happen in three years...

[erza_scarlet]

And very pitiful progress can also occur in three years. This does not mean it should be encouraged, or allowed.

[lionbrilliance]

True enough. But sometimes they need more gentle guidance than punishment...

[erza_scarlet]

*sigh*

[Oh hey... you managed to get her to calm down slightly.]

I understand what you are saying Loki, truly I do. This isn't something I'm unfamiliar with, it is just something that has not worked with my mun in the past. People all too often coddle my mun, and because of that this has happened. It's true that you can bribe a horse with apples, but with a camel you sometimes have to light a fire under its rump.

[lionbrilliance]

I see...Forgive me if I seem to be overstepping. After all, you know your mun better than I do.

So does the yelling work any better?

[erza_scarlet]

Well this is one of the few times I've exploded at my mun as much as I did, but it did help resolve some hidden issues both of us had been unaware of before making this post. So... I'd have to say it does work, but if used repeatedly it would certainly lose its effectiveness, since much of it had to do with shock value.

[And if you're wondering why she's exquipped into pajamas? That's cause her mun has to sleep >>]

[lionbrilliance]

[Ah, well mun should rest if mun needs to sleep ^^]

I see. So after this, there will need to be other methods to get your mun motivated...

[erza_scarlet]

Almost certainly... although I don't think I shall ever try the seduction method again, seeing how badly that had worked out for the both of us last time.

[... I only slept 4 hours? Aww -_-]

[lionbrilliance]

[Awww...]

S...S-Se...duction...?

[If you value your life, Loke, you will not go there.]

1/2

[erza_scarlet]

[Aaaand Erza suddenly remembers who she's talking to... Fairy Tail's playboy.]

2/2

[erza_scarlet]

Don't even think about it Loke.

[lionbrilliance]

[He coughs, quickly trying to dispel the image from his head.

Focus, Loke, focus.]

W-wouldn't dream of it...

[erza_scarlet]

Besides... don't you have a thing for Lucy?

[Although evil mun might be willing to let you see her seduction techniques first hand >:3 ufufu-OW! E-Erza?! Wh-where did you get that battle axe? You could hurt somebody with-]

So what have you been doing of late Loke? I seem to recall time does pass a little differently in the spirit world.

[lionbrilliance]

[He clears his throat, avoiding her eyes at the mention of Lucy.

And the subject altogether, it seems.]

W-well...yes, time does pass differently in the spirit world. And I haven't really been doing anything, quite honestly. My mun has been hesitant to place me anywhere...

[erza_scarlet]

Well that is quite a shame. I finally managed to convince my mun to start working on putting together an app for Luceti once apps open in September. It would seem that their former Erza recently dropped, so the position is free now. It is simply a shame that none of the other guild members are there to my knowledge.

[lionbrilliance]

Hmm. That is too bad. Have you found any of the others around here? See if there's anyone searching for a game somewhere...

My mun is worried about having me at a game, with the one game she's already in. She fears she'd be too busy to keep up with more than that...

[erza_scarlet]

Ah... I can certainly see where that might be a problem.

Well we both did a little research, and I can say that of all the games we know about, the only one that comes to mind that might be slowish paced with any guild members would be possibly exitvoid, and the only one there is the recent arrival of Wendy. My mun currently isn't in any games with any characters so hopefully they will step up to the plate a little more in the near future.

As I may have mentioned, I've been stuck mostly in memes on bakerstreet, or even worse... the_love_hotel.

[lionbrilliance]

Hmm, interesting. We'll definitely have to keep that in mind. Can't leave little Wendy all by herself.

My mun knows of a game with quite a few of the others already, although there might possibly already be an Erza there...

And yes, I understand what that's like. Those memes are where my mun usually puts me on as well...Besides keeping a lookout for others around here, anyway...

[erza_scarlet]

Really? Now you have my curiosity piqued. Which game are you referring to?

As of late, my mun seems to be more interested in keeping their eyes peeled for people from Fire Emblem awakening.

[Priorities... I has them >>]

[lionbrilliance]

Hmm, well actually there's two that my mun suddenly remembers. towerofanimus and somarium. The former, I believe, has more of our guild than the latter.

Really? And why's that, if I may ask?

[erza_scarlet]

I remember hearing about towerofanimus now... I recall my mun had a few mun friends who once played there. It is a a shame that both of those communities already have my position filled though.

Well they happen to have 4 muses from Fire Emblem Awakening.

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