dear_mun | on the upcoming semester;

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on the upcoming semester;

So, soon you'll be returning to the great halls of learning and wisdom. It's been a long enough wait, hasn't it? This time around. Don't worry, Fräulein, I won't scold you in that regard. It's been... and will continue to be quite the process without my adding to it.

A process that you should look forward to, really. You're sure to learn from it.

Gruß
Florian

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Are we... trying to be supportive here?

Of course. The girl needs all the support she can get.

Shit, Hänsel. This entry is making me feel bad.

She's returning to university. I'm expressing my excitement on her behalf. Explain to me how that is not supportive?

I don't actually have to tell you what's wrong with this. Please.

What?

... well, fuck.

Was, Mann?

You're giving me tragic associations.

As long as I'm succeeding in prompting an active train of thought in you, I guess I shouldn't be too dissatisfied.

A fucking endless train, darling. Don't worry.

Inspiration and motivation are a professor's two main aspirations in life, you know.

Jesus Christ. Alright, she's a sad woman who needs a life. Whatever. But at least be patronizing on purpose, kid.

Edited 2013-07-29 20:24 (UTC)

I'm German. Being patronizing isn't in our blood, Frenchie.

Whereas you have tons of currywurst. It's endearing.

I bet you'd like some Wurst.

... excuse me?

Well, I thought... You know...

You thought I'd like some Wurst.

Yeah, why not?

Maybe. Are you offering?

What? No! I mean... I appreciate the --, but... Sorry!

Are you sure? It's a once in a lifetime chance!

Edited 2013-07-29 20:43 (UTC)

I'm positively confident that I don't want to sleep with you, Herr Fortesque.

And here you were, talking about Wurst. What a cheat.

It was meant as a joke.

Florian, relax. I know. I don't actually cheat.

You don't?

What the fuck?

Doesn't that come with the territory?

No.

I've screwed up, haven't I?

Fuck if I know. I just like my life too much to screw it up.

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