Enough is bloody well enough

[bootycalling]

You know, I wasn't  remotely interested in your ideas involving myself and Captain Barbossa, but you ignored me and put me on those memes with him, even if nothing has actually come of it .  But those were tolerable in their way because they held no actual intent of long term interaction.

But now, now, you're planning on sending me to that place your friend has him residing?   Not that it's the worst option by far,  he's hardly someone I fear, more that if you have to send me somewhere, it could at least have Will.

And now there's apparently a Jack looking too?

And you're taking me from that moment because you think it's going to be hilarious.

Are all mundanesl quite insane or is this just a personal issue?

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Forgive any roughness! I need to canon review.

[notleverage]

Elizabeth, I wish that I could say that I will be there with you, but my writer is uncertain.

Re: Forgive any roughness! I need to canon review.

[bootycalling]

You would be far better where you are, Will.

She would likely only find ways to make it more hellish if you did come as well.

[notleverage]

Apart from you? How is that better?

As it is, I don't think I'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

[bootycalling]

Because, depending on where you're from, you have important work to do.

Admittedly, I likely won't be aware of it yet, given the point she's planning to take me, although your presence would make the rest of it more tolerable.

Until something happens, anyway.

[notleverage]

Captaining the Flying Dutchman? Elizabeth, being with you is more important.

[Ten years is a long time, after all.]

[bootycalling]

And I would rather have you at my side, but these places...

I would not like to see you die again, Will, even if it only briefly.

[notleverage]

They sound terrible, and I wish that you could be kept from them somehow.

I would not like you to see that either. Not at all.

[bootycalling]

I do miss you though.

[notleverage]

And I miss you. [To the point that just saying it isn't saying enough.]

[bootycalling]

Well, it's not like we can't see each other even if you don't come there.

I mean, she's always looking at those memes and things.

[bottlearum]

In me personal experience, luv?

All mundanes be completely mad.

[bootycalling]

It was bad enough that she kept throwing me at Barbossa on memes, but this...

[notleverage]

Yes, and in some ways, they seem worse than any of those games. But if that is the only way for me to see you, then I will take it.

[bottlearum]

[ Jack can sympathize. He's been thrown at Barbossa on memes too. None of them were particularly good experiences. ]

Don't think there's much you can do 'bout it, luv. Believe me, I've tried.

[bootycalling]

At least they'd be more tolerable if you were there instead of her other ideas.

[ sounds of the mundane gagging in the background.]

...Excuse me while I go try to kill her.

[bootycalling]

That's the worst part.

Nothing I do makes one bloody bit of difference.

[notleverage]

We might have a moment's peace if we were to tie them up and put them in a ship's hold.

[It's preferable to killing them, at least.]

[bootycalling]

...Do you think it would work?

[ Because she's all for getting rid of them somehow, never mind that she wouldn't be here without hers.]

[bottlearum]

[ He throws his hands out to the side with a grin. ]

Welcome to bein' a muse, luv.

[bootycalling]

[ Do you see how unamused she is, Jack.]

...If you have nothing of use to add, there's no reason to continue this conversation.

[parleys]

By all accounts, it could be worse.

She could be throwing you at me in memes.

_{[ and that is most assuredly worse. look at this expression. ]}

[bootycalling]

As if she didn't have enough bad ideas?

[parleys]

Just a thought.

_{[ though let's be real your mun's probably thought about it. i mean, look at this guy. hotter than the sun amiright. ]}

[bootycalling]

That didn't need to be shared.

[ Try no]

[parleys]

I've found that my thoughts usually end up going down that route.

_{[ sorry I only heard yes ]}

[bootycalling]

And yet you insist on continuing to speak them.

[ Get out]

[parleys]

If I don't speak my mind, no one will write my musings down. And that would be an absolute shame.

_{[ never leaves. ]}

The people of the future shouldn't live a Jackless existence based on the whims of a mad woman.

_{[ aka you ]}

[bootycalling]

I think they'd have far better things to do than deal with your ramblings.

And at least the one behind this keyboard finds many people far more interesting than you.

[Shut up]

[parleys]

Judging by our little conversation, I'd wager that they don't.

... Are they defective?

[bootycalling]

Because you clearly know the mind of every single person who will exist after we're gone.

I am wondering that myself, but for far different reasons. Her fascination with Captain Barbossa and your father is disturbing to say the least.

[parleys]

Now you're getting it, love.

Me dad?

_{[ officially weirded out. just sayin. ]}