on the upcoming movie and his sweet sweet brothers

[redripoff]

Yeah, see: comparing the family to a pack of gladiators doesn't make you look less sadistic.

Comments

[ex_noceur464]

Gladiators? Us? A bit much, I think.

Well- Jason might enjoy it.

[redripoff]

He might. You can see my issue here.

I'll tell you what: I'm not looking forward to getting clocked by a ten-year-old. Again.

[ex_noceur464]

I wouldn't try to worry too hard, Tim- though my mun seems to be clueless about this whole movie thing. Mind clarifying for him?

[redripoff]

I do mind, but you can probably guess how much a choice I have. It's not bad. It's not bad! You're right, I'm--

I'm not worrying.

[ex_noceur464]

Ah- Damian... Who knows? Maybe this'll be one of those things that change between universes.

[redripoff]

Maybe. Hopefully. A whole other universe with that much stress in it? You'll have to teach moving-picture-me some moving-picture-patience.

[ex_noceur464]

Stress comes with the job, Timmy. You just gotta learn how to fly with it.

[redripoff]

How would you know? You don't worry about anything.

[ex_noceur464]

[ Snort. Tim. Really? ]

The day I don't worry about something is the day you can say I'm officially retired.

[t_t_k]

Hey. At least you're getting a movie.

[redripoff]

Do you want one? You can have mine!

[t_t_k]

Of course I want one. I mean, I know there was a me in that one series. But, that doesn't count.

[redripoff]

Are we allowed to discount things based strictly on our not liking them? This seems like a system that could work for me.

[t_t_k]

You can give points, a hundred points is a good idea. You can take as many as you want from there.

[demon_brat]

>Tt.< Gladiators.

[redripoff]

You wouldn't say "to the death" is an accurate descriptor?

[demon_brat]

[Eyebrows going up very high.]

I would say 'to the death' describes a lot of my life, but it certainly does not cover either Father's or Todd's experiences.

[redripoff]

Metaphorically. You can get your head around metaphor, right?

[demon_brat]

Metaphorically, it is even more imprecise, is it not?

[redripoff]

Metaphors don't have to be--whatever! Look, don't tell me you're excited about this.

[demon_brat]

Am I ever?

[redripoff]

Ever excited? I don't know, I feel like it's possible.

[demon_brat]

In Li'l Gotham, maybe. Not over things I am permitted to do anymore, Drake.

[redripoff]

Your life must be so joyless. I'm just--radiating with pity.

Look, if you're going to whip out some synonym for "weakling" or "idiot", I'd really prefer you just get on with it. Any gloating, too.

[demon_brat]

You asked, moron. Not my fault the truth sounds that way to you!

>Tt.< It is merely a movie. I do not understand why you are raising so much fuss about it.

[bertinelli]

Not enough Russell Crowe, in my opinion.

[redripoff]

Not enough reported Russel Crowe. He could show up anytime.

[bertinelli]

Maybe he's been Batman this entire time.

[redripoff]

Look, it's supposed to be an action flick, not a horror. Don't say stuff like that!

[emeraldcrusader]

Look at it this way: You didn't have a movie that completely flopped and you didn't have a series that was prematurely cancelled.

[redripoff]

The, uh, the new perspective is definitely fresh, but not what I'd call comforting.

[emeraldcrusader]

All I'm saying is that it could be worse.

[hardluckcat]

At least gladiators are known for strength.