[On the FIRST EPISODE of his show, sob, mundane is pathetic]

[interpolate]

Munsie!

See, you were worried about nothing. I am basically exactly like I told you I was going to be. Down to the spontaneous foreign language! It's as if The Powers That Be are trolling you again.

Yay me!

Yay you!

Now find me someone to play with.

Now.

Ciao, bella!

~Enter

Comments

[red_pleather]

how does I tag


With the foreign languages thing, mine's wondering if you're related to Birca.




[staring at you suspiciously]

[interpolate]

You ride a talking motorcycle that is also an android. A little bit of French is definitely not the weirdest thing I could be doing.

[smiles winningly]

[red_pleather]

...okay, maybe you have a point.

[interpolate]

I think I might actually be the least weird thing in the show thus far.

Because.

You know.

Chickens, chéri. Chickens.

[red_pleather]

[sad little sigh]

Tentacles don't trump chicken fear?

[interpolate]

They might, if you didn't make such an adorably comical face and freeze into place defying the laws of physics.

Tentacles are a perfectly natural thing! Octopussies are magnificent creatures.

[red_pleather]

Like this one?

Yeah, but octopi- oct- those things don't normally attack my friends!

[interpolate]

Yes, that one precisely, chéri.

Octopussies.

And... They would, if your friends got in their way...

[red_pleather]

[heavy sigh]

I just hope it doesn't turn out you're someone's long lost brother. I don't want to like you!

[blue_pleather]

[Watching you. Covertly.]

[red_pleather]

[has not noticed you]

[blue_pleather]

[some spy. You're supposed to be helping me here.]

[red_pleather]

[oi, I'm busy getting discombob- discombobo- unnerved]

[blue_pleather]

[you realize all this guy has to do is pull out a chicken from somewhere and we are finished]

[red_pleather]

[totally screwed, I'm so sorry]

[they're just so scary]

[blue_pleather]

[I suppose encountering a chicken is mildly less of a risk than needing a gorilla sponge bath mid-fight]

[red_pleather]

[idk, once Enter gets a handle on bringing a Big Book O'Chickenpics to each battle I'm down for the count :(]

[interpolate]

[taking notes]

[interpolate]

[Watching back. You can't tell, though, because goggles.]

[blue_pleather]

[COUNTER-SPIED. But you are a dangerous beast. The tentacles will not be forgotten.]

[interpolate]

[Oh, above all do not forget the tentacles.]

[blue_pleather]

[Probably still thinks "ça va" is some sort of enemy codeword. Thank heavens Youko knows some French.]

[interpolate]

[Aw, mon lapin is so smart! But if you like to keep thinking I am using secret computer spy language, feel free.]

[blue_pleather]

[Ton gorille hasn't needed to know a foreign language in 28 years and doesn't need to know it now]

[interpolate]

[I refuse to call you that, I will find something appropriately embarrassing. Give me time. Give me time.]