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[nophasetwo]

Should you feel the need to play games, mundane, then be my guest. However should that need involve dragging myself into it then you can think again. There are more important things going on in the universe, and they do not involve the whims of a distracted mundane.

No. And yes I'll be drinking this coffee.

Comments

[anormalironlife]

Let them stay distracted, Fury. Trust me on this. So much better for you.

[nophasetwo]

It would be better if the distraction was not in my own direction.

[anormalironlife]

I can't argue with that. I'm the new playtoy, apparently.

[nophasetwo]

Then hope they get bored of you sooner than later.

[Uh. Kid.]

[misshungaria]

Bad morning, dearie?

[ She's honestly a tad humored to hear such bantering from a muse to their mun. ]

Bernard is always fussy without his coffee. I suppose that's a trait most people share.

[nophasetwo]

I have yet to see a "bad" morning.

[Fussy? Fury would rather think he was selectively picky. Wait, are you a mouse? Well, okay then- he's seen worse.]

It's less to do with the coffee and more to do with the fact I cannot do my work with a mundane hanging around.

[misshungaria]

Is that right? Then perhaps I've misjudged.

[ Fussy, picky, it's all the same to her. Though, she's not your average mouse. She's Hungarian for one and quite fashionable. ]

Then perhaps a comprise is in order?

[nophasetwo]

If you wake up in the morning, then it can't be bad.

[That and talking.....]

There's no compromise to be had. I'm not playing her games when the inbox on my desk is overflowing.

ERMAHGERD

[earpiece]

[Smiling.]

Sir.

I LOVE YOU COULSON

[nophasetwo]

Agent.

[Not impressed by the idea that Coulson has been dragged into some random mundane's shenanigans.]

What's new?

AND I LOVE YOU, DIRECTOR FURY

[earpiece]

Not much. [An oh-so casual shrug.] I was in Chicago for a little while, but now I'm back to floating in the void.

Welcome, by the way.

[therealgenius]

Oh how the mighty have fallen, doesn't it feel great?

[nophasetwo]

I don't recall asking for your opinion.

[therealgenius]

You didn't ask to be here, either, but you can't control things like you used to. It was rhetorical anyway, because it doesn't feel great at all.

[speaks_with_fire]

[Here Fury, have a guy decked out in some pretty high-tech looking gear. Not Tony's levels of great, but definitely a little higher up than regular military gear. There's some weird armor covering his right arm though.]

Trying to convince these guys isn't really going to work. Really you're lucky if they do anything with you at all instead of just making you sit at the sidelines.

Best situation you'll get is actually getting put somewhere you can do some good in.

[nophasetwo]

[Just going to side-eye that armour. It's not from any military he knows of. That could be a problem.]

I think our terms of "lucky" differ. Then again the last point you make could be a valid one. I could at least get some work done somewhere else.

[speaks_with_fire]

I'm the kind of guy who doesn't like sitting on the sidelines when shit is going on with other people.

So what sort of work do you normally do?

[He doesn't know what it is, but Frank could tell this guy wasn't just a normal guy. Not in any superhuman respect, but in the mannerisms.]

[oldmanstriker]

Yeah, I hear ya, mate. Mine has all the intentions of dragging me into one of these games.

[nophasetwo]

All the best in deflecting those ambitions.

[oldmanstriker]

I've got a son his age, and trust me, they do what they want.

[emilblonsky]

Good luck with that.

[nophasetwo]

[Whoa, what hole did you just crawl out of Blonksy?]

If I relied on luck for anything, the world would be rubble by now.

[No, seriously, that had to be a deep hole....]

I see the military is treating you well.

[emilblonsky]

[Aw hell, now the mundane is laughing. Look what you did.]

It happens. Usually when someone remembers I'm a soldier.

[broke_harlem]

You'd be surprised by how stubborn our muns can be. And, in my case, how lazy. It's remarkable, really.

[nophasetwo]

I'm not surprised considering my own sounds just the same. Give her an inch, she'll only take half of it.