he followed me home and I can't make him leave

[changbaby]

Shhhh- shhhhhhhh--

[Do you like your personal space, friend? Well, so does Chang. He likes is so much he's in it, pressing one gentle, sensitive finger to your lips.]

You hear that?



That's the sound of [imminent restraining orders] a new jefe in town. Ya estoy de vuelta, perras!



[note: all spanish courtesy of google translate. I apologise in advance for all Chang related incidents its a lie I'm not sorry]

Comments

[epluribusanus]

[ Jeff's mind is legitimately crying right now. Do not touch him, crazy might be trasmitable, also you smell kind of strange, like feet and ventilation shafts and monkeys or something. ]

A.) I am positive I can make this into a sexual harrassment case and B.) I don't think there's enough therapy in the world to help me get over the knowledge I would have grounds for a sexually harrasment case involing you, so: please stop.

Before I skip the steps of PTSD and go straight to homicidal.

[changbaby]

[Jeff, Jeff, you glorious underwear model wannabe. Just accept the Changlove]

Don't deny yourself, Winger. Once news gets out about the fine new manbeast in town, the Chang stocks are going to go up, up uuuu-huuuup.

ilu anne

[epluribusanus]

[ he needs an adult. he needs a courtroom full of adults. ]

You know I'm not really sure 'I'd rather crush a lightbulb to my forehead' covers it. [ Chang stocks... ] Or electric fence stocks. Whatever.

gently screams into the night

[aggressiveapathy]

[There is no reaction save death glares to that. This is her space. She won't be moving for him.]

You know when a pendejo dies no one hears him scream. Because I've already stabbed a giant needle in his vocal cords.

[coolcubed]

[ man

he misses his personal space though. it was like his secret best best friend. ]

I can't say I'm surprised. You're pretty good at making comebacks, even with the fourth wall in the way.